How to visit Mogadishu, Somalia
When doing research for my recent trip to southern Somalia, information online was almost impossible to find. Basic info on accommodation and security took hours, if not days, of trawling through every corner of the web. There was NO decent information about visiting Mogadishu. Until now. Screw Lonely Planet, Rough Guides, Wikitravel, and Bradt. Naughty […]
I finally joined the gym
This week, I finally sucked it up and joined the local gym. After reading so much great manosphere articles on the topic, I have become inspired. I have also decided to post this step publicly, so I may held accountable for my actions. I know what some of you are thinking… You don’t lift Zolo!? […]
Mogadishu is the bomb
I haven’t posted in awhile for good reason. After two cancelled flights, I’m still stranded in Mogadishu, Somalia. My experience has been, well, surreal. I’ve been a guest of honour of the mayor here, been on TV and featured in all the major newspapers, had lunch with generals, and explored the city, outside the green […]
Fuxembourg
WARNING: Boast Post. “What’s your number?” my buddy Barnacle B asked after downing his pint. As is tradition amongst our crew, we had assembled in the local pub for some pre-voyage farewell drinks. My flight left in a few hours. “Well, what’s your number for the trip? Two, three?” He was of course referencing the number of […]
Entertainment: Red Pill Comedian, Bill Burr
UPDATE: I have been working flat-out in preparation for my departure on Monday. So, I haven’t had a moment to sit down and blog this week. Over the next few weeks, I’ll be offering some exciting posts from Luxembourg, the Gulf, and the Horn of Africa. In the meantime… I actually never heard of this […]
Snapshot: Nagoro Karabakh (with video)
Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Nagoro Karabakh (known as Artsakh locally). What are one’s first impressions of Artsakh? Where the hell am I? Most of you probably haven’t heard of this little self-proclaimed republic. (It hard to be taken seriously when your flag […]
Are you a Swagabond?
Romantic travel is dead. Gone are the days of the intrepid explorer, those daring adventurers of yesteryear. Through globalisation, satellite technology, and modern communications, few places remain undiscovered in the 21st century. It’s sad to say, but the Age of Exploration has well and truly past. Or has it? The Age of Exploration is not […]
City Guide: Yerevan, Armenia
Yerevan in a word: Passable. Chance of Hooking up: 1.75 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.75 / 5 Nightlife: 2 / 5 Smoking tolerance: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Bachelor’s budget: $50 per day Beer: $1.70 a pint. Bed: $30 per night for an apartment. Bud: $30 for a matchbox. Food: $2-3 for a meal. Currency […]
Naughty New Year Resolutions 2013
HAPPY 2013! 2013 promises to be a blast! So how did I do on last year’s resolutions? To remind you they were: Publish my first book Visit at least 12 new countries. Acquire conversational Arabic and Intermediate Spanish. Capture half a dozen flags. I almost completed my 2012 objectives, but not quite. Yes, I published my […]


