Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Limassol. What are one’s first impressions of Limassol? Agreeable seaside town with a decent nightlife. Cyprus’s second biggest city is arguably the best place to get a feel for true Cypriot nightlife (considering Ayia Napa is basically a British colony). […]
The other week in Cyprus I was pretty smitten when I captured my Iran flag on Friday night. I’ve had people wondering how it went down. The key points are in bold. Pre-meet The night before I’d just gotten my Cypriot flag, so my mindset was rock solid. I was on form. I’d messaged a girl […]
Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love was born near Paphos, in Cyprus. It was here I began my journey. I rented a car, determined to make the most of my one-week trip. I had no expectations, but in the back of my mind I was on a flagger mission. My readers, my friends, my fellow flaggers, […]
Greetings from Cyprus! Budget travel means different things to different people. We have the bums, the backpackers, the flashpackers, the location independents, and then the idiots like me who spend 50% + of their budget on booze (an Irish budget). Lets see how these different traveller budgets compare: Packing: The Bum: Bare Minimum. His clothes smell like cat piss. Always nicks […]
Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Istanbul. What are one’s first impressions of Istanbul? Most visitors stay in the historical Sultanahmet area. From here, Istanbul looks absolutely beautiful. Truly, it is one of the world’s great cities. It’s highly developed, more so than most […]
Avast me harties! Looking for a real adventure!? Get ready for Naughty Nomad’s GREAT LIBERIAN TREASURE HUNT! As a Mexican Pirate I naturally bury treasure. Now you, my readers, have a chance to find such treasure! I’ve left a series of clues around the capitol hill district in the city of Monrovia, Liberia, West Africa. Hopefully they’re still […]
This is End Game shit. So you’ve been around the world. You’ve had your fun: been with dozens, maybe even hundreds of women, different colours, creeds and backgrounds. Maybe you’ve decided its time to pick a mate… Do you know anything about her? What she looks like, her character or where she is? If not, […]
Edinburgh Castle. Edinburgh in a word: Nice. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5 Nightlife: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: £2.50 (~ €3 or $4) average per pint. Bed: £16 for a private room. Board: £3.60 for a hog burger from Oink. Budget other: Some place charge £4 […]
The Cockblocker Having fun with some chick last weekend, I was crudely cockblocked by her friend, So I picked up my drink, And with a smile and a wink, Dumped the whole thing on her head. The Dry Patch With many long months of a lag, My mate was in need of a shag, Before […]
