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Dili City Guide

Dili in a word: Occupied. C.O.H: 2 / 5 Q.O.G: 1.5 / 5 S.T.L: ? City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2.50 Bed: €10 for a dorm Bud: ? Board: €10 for a basic pizza. Budget other: Dili is expensive because of the UN presence, taxi trips to Dili beach are around $3. […]

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Manila City Guide

Manila City Guide

Manilla in a word: lustful. C.O.H: 5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 1 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €1 Bed: €10 for a double room Bud: €1 per gram Board: €2 a basic meal Budget other: €10  airport departure tax Currency Conversion   Overview Manilla is riddled with guns and […]

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Chişinău City Guide

Chişinău City Guide

Chisinau in a word: Deceptive. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5  (just bribe em!) City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €0.80 Bed: €12 for a private room Bud: €20 per matchbox Board: €2.50 for a pizza! Budget other: If you’re going to Tiraspol, prepare to shell out some […]

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Seoul City Guide

Seoul City Guide

Seoul in a word: Surprising. C.O.H: 2 / 5  (for locals) Q.O.G: 2.5 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €2 Bed: €12 dorm, €15-20 for private Bud: Bad. €30+ per gram :/ Board: €7 for a good Sunday dinner. Budget other: Taxis at night ramp up costs. Currency Conversion Overview […]

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Minsk City Guide

Minsk City Guide

Minsk in a word: COLD! C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.L.T: 1 / 5  (but didn’t stop me) City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €2.50 Bed: €35 for a single room Bud: €20 per gram :/ Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: The visa is very expensive and A PAIN to […]

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At World's End

At World's End

Picture this – Christmas morning and you’re overlooking a place called ‘paradise bay’, a spectacular coastal inlet dotted with awesome icebergs of all shapes and sizes. A white blanket of snow dominates the landscape on shore, presenting a stark beauty. A hot sun casts a saffron hue and renders glaciers electric blue. The ocean is completely […]

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How to Slay a Vampire ;)

DO NOT READ: if you are one of those politically correct wankers or have a vagina… or fangs.  This author is not Anti-Vampire or culturally insensitive, but he does  rock.  He also enjoys spicy food, and has a thing for alternative chicks.  Now… What if I told Vampires were REAL? Would you believe me? I’n not talking about little goth kids […]

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How to get a private pyramid tour

How to get a private pyramid tour

Step 1: Arrive after closing time, but before the sun sets. Step 2: Walk around the parameter eastwards and wonder into the backstreets surrounding the security fence. There’s a KFC nearby, but that can wait. Get talking to the locals about getting in through the “back” entrance. Step 3: You will introduced to a guide; […]

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