Having fun with some chick last weekend,
I was crudely cockblocked by her friend,
So I picked up my drink,
And with a smile and a wink,
Dumped the whole thing on her head.
The Dry Patch
With many long months of a lag,
My mate was in need of a shag,
Before he could cry,
He met a nice Thai,
She banged him and earned him a flag.
The Bad Decision
I was kissing a cute little Scot,
Then went for an Arab more hot,
She didn’t come home,
I end up alone,
Fuck should have stayed with the Scot!
Win! Nice. 🙂
There was a young lady of Leek
Who menstruated seven days every week?
“There is no time for poking”
Said her boyfriend near choking
With a solitary tear on his cheek
There was a young man called dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
he said its disgusting
it only needs dusting
and look at the money you save