Kiev City Guide
Snowy Kiev
Kiev in a word: Blessed.
C.O.H: 3.5 / 5
Q.O.G: 5 / 5
S.T.L: 3.5 / 5
City guide ratings explained
Costs €$£
Beer: Around €.80
Bed: €10 for a dorm
Bud: €15 per matchbox-5 grams
Board: €5 for a steak and chips!
Budget other: Nightclub entry is usually cheap around €2. Budget for treating your date to a few drinks.
Currency Conversion
The girls
Mila Kunis: Made in Ukraine
I say blessed for a reason. If you are looking for the love of your life, this is the place to be! Kiev is home to arguably the most beautiful women in the world! They have slim Slavic bodies and cute facial features and are more petite than their Belorussian/Russian neighbours. They are also very eager to practice their English and surprisingly friendly. It’s one of the only places in Europe where you see fat 50 year old Americans and Englishmen with a stunning 20 something year old bombshells. Kiev girls are easy to contact over the internet for a meet up. You could litterly date a girl with model-looks every night! They may take a little work and even a few dates, but they are 100% worth it. Some Russian helps ALOT! Just watch out for gold diggers.
Nightlife Recommendations
In the winter time, it is not uncommon to find that there are ten ladies for every one man at a bar or club.
Doctors
It’s not actually called doctors but all the staff wear hospital gear. Any TUI hostel owner will know it. This basement bar is a little hard to find but is has cheap booze, nice steak and good looking girls. Good place to bring a date as well. Ask for the needle. They put you in a straight jacket on the bar counter and feed you a green cocktail mixture through a giant syringe!
O’Briens Pub
Irish pub good for a pint and convenient location. A little pricey than Doctors but a saves you a taxi ride.
Getting High (courtesy of webehigh.com)
Legislation: ILLEGAL – Strict Penalties if caught, severe penalties if caught dealing, up to 20 years in prison.
Law enforcement: Police are very tolerant or can be bribed with as little as $50.00 if you have about 2 cigarettes.
Where to buy marijuana in Kiev: Finding Good Marijuana is not easy but it is available. Amsterdam quality Buds can be purchased although all the ones I have found can be rather dry. Lots of shake is available in Match Boxes from dealers at large metro stations in the downtown area. I have found that Hookers usually have access to it!
another reporter added: “Check first the quality & after that buy.At the metro station nobody will sell you grass. Many assholes try to trick with the foreigners so be careful. Believe me.”
Our LATEST reports say: don`t buy near metro stations (many pigs).
ask for weed people who looks like smokers but don’t`t buy more than 5 grams (match box named “pocket”). try to buy a 1/2 of match box (“polowina”-translates like a HALF)–its most popular , not crime, $10-30 USD .
Marijuana prices: ($20 USD per matchbox-5 grams )Hydroponic costs up to $20 USD per gram. hash not produces in Ukraine and costs more than $30 USD per gram (morocco). there are many growers in Ukraine and here you can find real good stuff (but mostly ruderalis).
More information: Relatively new to the Ukraine, most people here are happy just to get drunk. Very popular with the younger generation.
My Kiev Experience
I arrived with 6 girls phone number, but only had 3 days. I had fun! The first night I met a cute 18 year old and we had a great time. I didn’t have time to meet her again but we still keep in contact. The second night for the craic I decided to invited2 girls to the same place and the same time! PRICELESS! One Russian blonde (20) and one Ukrainian vampire(19)… but the situation was actually quite awkard. Bottom line – The blonde was totally out-smoked by the vampire and see bowed out gracefully after a drink. The vamp didn’t speak much English but my little bit of Russian helped. I went home with the vampire! Ukraine is the only place in Eastern Europe I would consider living… I almost bought a hostel while I was there!
Tags: city guide, Kiev, Travel, travel tips
Hello, from Ukraine !
How true !
Sincerely,
Marina.
Rivne – UKR.
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>Kiev girls are easy to contact over the internet for a meet up. You could litterly date a girl with model-looks every night!
Could you recommend sites for that?
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Mark, you mention that Ukraine is the only Eastern European country you’d consider living in… why is that? Purely because of the women, or is it because of the city or…?
The women man. Dam, they are fine. Not only that, they are pretty game on too. But the city is also got a good vibe to it, it’s really cheap too. I’d also like to improve my Russian which would influence my choice.
I love your site, its my favorite on the internet! Question… Where do you go (website, etc) to get these womens numbers/names, etc before going to Kiev? I’m going there next month and am really looking forward to it but I want to take your advice and be prepared beforehand!
Cheers!
Thanks man! Try love.mail.ru
I live in Kiev and honestly, some places it is easier to get 3 waitresses numbers than a decent pizza!!
Would I move back to Australia, maybe, but not without a Ukrainian lady with me!!
I think we live the same life. Kiev is my favorite city in the world. Drop me a line when you go on your next trip. Me and my crew have been to most fun cities in the world. Peace out Bill
Great site….love it…..quick question what is the score with taking girls back to hostels?………I am planning a trip to Kiev and Odessa.
@Stevo: Depends how you get along with the owner / staff…
Hey Paul!
What kind of work do you do in Kiev?? Is it hard to find work there? I have a EU passport and would love to move abroad there!
Cheers
Man I just came from Ukraine, and it was awesome. I am pakistani so that definitely played to my advantage. It was just too good to comprehend if you havent been there. Lviv and Kiev is where I was, and literally every day you can find a new girl, just gather the balls to say ‘HI’ and you will be set! Waitresses are also a good option, just ask them when they get off, or if you can get their number, its as easy as that! And its cheap too!! 30 bucks for a litre of vodka and 6 redbulls in a club with a table, what more can you ask for.
Naughty I would say COH are slightly harsh at 3.5, maybe a 4.0 is possible
Hey Ali I hooked up here too. But remember I’m comparing it to Asia and Africa..
Just stumbled onto your site bro….f*kin love it…i used to travel a lot myself (before i got married), but never had the balls/companionship to hit places like SE Asia or Africa so reading your stories from there are fun. It was all europe for me. But anyway, Kiev is indeed a “get laid” central. I was born in Lviv so my heart is there in terms of city beauty and party but everytime i go bak to Ukraine i always stop over in Kiev for some party time. Girls are unbelievable and give it up very easy. Its like u say, as a foreigner, just say hi and you are set.
PS. You gotta review Lviv. I know u had to have a good time there as well
Kiev is awesome. Me and my buds have now been there twice. One small tip – don’t stay at hotels when in Ukraine if you can avoid it. They are expensive and not worth it. Some may not let you take a girl upstairs without a ‘fee’. We stayed for two nights on our first trip and moved to an apartment after. Much better, location on main street, everything nearby, and lots of privacy. Also most have balconies, which is great if you are a smoker. Lots of agencies but I recommend http://www.kievapts.com which we have used, twice with wonderful results.
Also, Kiev is full of great looking women, but if you venture outside of the center, you will actually yield the best results. Odessa is another great option, but with less entertainment options during offseason.