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Kiev City Guide

NOTE: This guide is from 2010 and may be outdated. 

For a more updated and comprehensive guide I recommend you check out Bang Ukraine by Roosh V.

Top-7-Things-to-do-in-Kiev-in-Ukraine1Kiev in a word: Blessed.
C.O.H: 2 / 5
Q.O.G: 5 / 5
S.T.L: 3.5 / 5
City guide ratings explained

Costs €$£

Beer: Around  €.80
Bed: €10 for a dorm
Bud: €15 per matchbox-5 grams
Board: €5 for a steak and chips!
Budget other: Nightclub entry is usually cheap at around €2. Budget for treating your date to a few drinks.
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The Girls

I say blessed for a reason. If you are looking for the mother of your child, this is the place to be. Kiev is home to arguably the most beautiful women in the world. They have slim Slavic bodies and cute facial features and are more petite than their Belorussian/Russian neighbours.

The only problem is most don’t speak English. You need to learn some Russian if want to score. Some are eager to practice their English, but don’t count on it.

Kiev girls are easy to contact over the internet for a meet up. You could date a girl with model-looks. They may take a little work and even a few dates, but they are 100% worth it. Just watch out for gold diggers.

EDIT: I’ve had multiple complaints about this glowing assessment. Apparently the word is out and it’s harder and harder to meet girls here.

Nightlife Recommendations

In the winter time, it is not uncommon to find that there are two girls for every guy at a bar or club.

Doctors
It’s not actually called doctors but all the staff wear hospital gear. Any TUI hostel owner will know it. This basement bar is a little hard to find but is has cheap booze, nice steak and good looking girls. Good place to bring a date as well. Ask for the needle. They put you in a straight jacket on the bar counter and feed you a green cocktail mixture through a giant syringe!

O’Briens Pub

Irish pub good for a pint and convenient location. A little pricey than Doctors but saves you a taxi ride.

Getting High (courtesy of webehigh.com)

Legislation: ILLEGAL – Strict Penalties if caught, severe penalties if caught dealing, up to 20 years in prison.

Law enforcement: Police are very tolerant or can be bribed with as little as $50.00 if you have about 2 cigarettes.

Where to buy marijuana in Kiev: Finding Good Marijuana is not easy but it is available. Amsterdam quality Buds can be purchased although all the ones I have found can be rather dry. Lots of shake is available in Match Boxes from dealers at large metro stations in the downtown area. I have found that Hookers usually have access to it!

another reporter added: “Check first the quality & after that buy.At the metro station nobody will sell you grass. Many assholes try to trick with the foreigners so be careful. Believe me.”

Our LATEST reports say: don`t buy near metro stations (many pigs).
ask for weed people who looks like smokers but don’t`t buy more than 5 grams (match box named “pocket”). try to buy a 1/2 of match box (“polowina”-translates like a HALF)–its most popular , not crime, $10-30 USD .
Marijuana prices: ($20 USD per matchbox-5 grams )Hydroponic costs up to $20 USD per gram. hash not produces in Ukraine and costs more than $30 USD per gram (morocco). there are many growers in Ukraine and here you can find real good stuff (but mostly ruderalis).

More information: Relatively new to the Ukraine, most people here are happy just to get drunk. Very popular with the younger generation.

My Kiev Experience

I arrived with 6 girls phone number, but only had 3 days. The first night I met a cute 18 year old and we had a great time, but no bang. I didn’t have time to meet her again but we still keep in contact. On the second night, for the craic I decided to invited 2 girls to the same place and the same time! PRICELESS! One Russian blonde (20) and one Ukrainian vampire(19)… but the situation was actually quite awkward.  Bottom line – The blonde was totally out-smoked by the vampire and see bowed out gracefully after a drink. The vamp didn’t speak much English but my little bit of Russian helped. I went home with the vampire. Ukraine is the only place in Eastern Europe I would consider living. Hell, I almost bought a hostel while I was there.

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63 Responses to Kiev City Guide

  1. Marina_Ukraine April 28, 2010 at 10:05 am #

    Hello, from Ukraine !

    How true !

    Sincerely,

    Marina.

    Rivne – UKR.

  2. Seren December 4, 2010 at 1:38 am #

    >Kiev girls are easy to contact over the internet for a meet up. You could litterly date a girl with model-looks every night!

    Could you recommend sites for that?

    • chris August 20, 2015 at 6:36 am #

      get a Ukrainian sim card!, just spent £57 on phone bill out there cause used English sim card.

  3. Jesse Charger January 18, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    Mark, you mention that Ukraine is the only Eastern European country you’d consider living in… why is that? Purely because of the women, or is it because of the city or…?

    • Naughty Nomad January 18, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

      The women man. Dam, they are fine. Not only that, they are pretty game on too. But the city is also got a good vibe to it, it’s really cheap too. I’d also like to improve my Russian which would influence my choice.

  4. Bobby March 12, 2011 at 3:39 am #

    I love your site, its my favorite on the internet! Question… Where do you go (website, etc) to get these womens numbers/names, etc before going to Kiev? I’m going there next month and am really looking forward to it but I want to take your advice and be prepared beforehand!
    Cheers!

    • Naughty Nomad March 12, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

      Thanks man! Try love.mail.ru 😉

      • chris August 18, 2015 at 3:01 am #

        mail.ru is good but some of the girls I tried to meet turned out to be escorts/golddiggers. don’t let that put you off USE the site but expect not every girl has good intensions.

        the red flags are:

        calling you dear!
        asking you to meet her outside a restaurant
        asking you to come in a taxi to meet her
        asking you to pay for her taxi and 10 x the normal cost. should be 50 not 500 ukrainain currency. 100max at night.
        excuse: she I don’t have money how I come?
        then trying to say its gonna cost 500 when it should cost 50max.

        other obvious one is saying why you want to meet me.
        I say for coffee and good conversation. I you can handle that ofcourse…:P
        she: dinner in good restaurant.
        BOOM! know her intensions are obvious.

        like I say use site but be wary of who your meeting.thier intensions.

  5. Paul April 24, 2011 at 6:28 pm #

    I live in Kiev and honestly, some places it is easier to get 3 waitresses numbers than a decent pizza!!
    Would I move back to Australia, maybe, but not without a Ukrainian lady with me!!

    • will October 13, 2016 at 9:20 am #

      Don’t ever come back

  6. Bill From LA May 17, 2011 at 11:03 pm #

    I think we live the same life. Kiev is my favorite city in the world. Drop me a line when you go on your next trip. Me and my crew have been to most fun cities in the world. Peace out Bill

  7. Steve'o June 8, 2011 at 10:37 am #

    Great site….love it…..quick question what is the score with taking girls back to hostels?………I am planning a trip to Kiev and Odessa.

    • Naughty Nomad June 8, 2011 at 5:27 pm #

      @Stevo: Depends how you get along with the owner / staff…

  8. RichardMelbourne October 10, 2011 at 9:52 am #

    Hey Paul!
    What kind of work do you do in Kiev?? Is it hard to find work there? I have a EU passport and would love to move abroad there!
    Cheers

  9. Ali from Canada November 22, 2011 at 10:56 am #

    Man I just came from Ukraine, and it was awesome. I am pakistani so that definitely played to my advantage. It was just too good to comprehend if you havent been there. Lviv and Kiev is where I was, and literally every day you can find a new girl, just gather the balls to say ‘HI’ and you will be set! Waitresses are also a good option, just ask them when they get off, or if you can get their number, its as easy as that! And its cheap too!! 30 bucks for a litre of vodka and 6 redbulls in a club with a table, what more can you ask for.
    Naughty I would say COH are slightly harsh at 3.5, maybe a 4.0 is possible 🙂

    • Naughty Nomad November 22, 2011 at 12:20 pm #

      Hey Ali I hooked up here too. But remember I’m comparing it to Asia and Africa..

    • ganch June 20, 2016 at 1:20 am #

      Hey Ali,

      Why did being a Pakistani play to your advantage?

  10. UKR_SLUG December 22, 2011 at 2:50 am #

    Just stumbled onto your site bro….f*kin love it…i used to travel a lot myself (before i got married), but never had the balls/companionship to hit places like SE Asia or Africa so reading your stories from there are fun. It was all europe for me. But anyway, Kiev is indeed a “get laid” central. I was born in Lviv so my heart is there in terms of city beauty and party but everytime i go bak to Ukraine i always stop over in Kiev for some party time. Girls are unbelievable and give it up very easy. Its like u say, as a foreigner, just say hi and you are set.

    PS. You gotta review Lviv. I know u had to have a good time there as well

  11. Chris March 3, 2012 at 9:01 pm #

    Kiev is awesome. Me and my buds have now been there twice. One small tip – don’t stay at hotels when in Ukraine if you can avoid it. They are expensive and not worth it. Some may not let you take a girl upstairs without a ‘fee’. We stayed for two nights on our first trip and moved to an apartment after. Much better, location on main street, everything nearby, and lots of privacy. Also most have balconies, which is great if you are a smoker. Lots of agencies but I recommend http://www.kievapts.com which we have used, twice with wonderful results.

    Also, Kiev is full of great looking women, but if you venture outside of the center, you will actually yield the best results. Odessa is another great option, but with less entertainment options during offseason.

    • chris August 18, 2015 at 3:19 am #

      also try airbnb it can be expensive for 1 week but if stay 1 month works out a lot cheaper. can get city centre, best place for logstics for £392 a month.

  12. Alberto May 19, 2012 at 7:36 am #

    What is a good hostel option there, and specially how is the nightlife during the week? Ill be there sunday night, monday and probably tuesday…

    • Naughty Nomad May 19, 2012 at 4:41 pm #

      Check out hostelworld.com

  13. Alberto May 19, 2012 at 6:25 pm #

    Seriously???

  14. Mark May 23, 2012 at 8:26 am #

    Pakastani? DO they like sand ni*8ers there If so I am not going.

  15. Aryan June 3, 2012 at 12:50 am #

    Came back from Ukraine after a week trip. Traveled Balkans didn’t get laid. Got hooked in Kiev on second day at a Jazz bar! I am Indian in USA and white girls say I am cute. I had most awesome time of my life in Kiev. Pheww..Ukrainian women you are God’s special creation. Haters gonna hate but we gonna have fun 🙂

  16. Matthew August 23, 2012 at 10:12 am #

    Ukraine was awesome, one thing naughty nomad forgot to mention was the hospitality of the ukrainian people. I was cautious about it first, seen it close to Russia, but damn what a trip

    @Mark…please do us a favor and crawl back in the gutter you came from you filthy racist scumbag

  17. Mushtaq September 15, 2012 at 2:29 am #

    I think Pakistanis and similar types should be careful in Ukraine. I found that they are not welcome there.

  18. Miky September 21, 2012 at 10:16 am #

    Hi Guys,
    I was there and check this up in Kiev, I did some pipe-lining before, but this girls are manly interested to get married and move out from Ukraine. The dates did not bring the girl to bed unfortunately… I went to a large rive boat nightclub one evening, and find the most beautiful girl in the world but 90 % of the girls was semipro. Anyhow good sex and everything, after a couple of weeks a send her a air-ticket and she stay at my place for 2 weeks in Europe, this was a mistake believe me, she was very very very interested for shopping… so I send her back to Ukraine again 🙂

    So, you will find 50 % of the girls is professional hookers, 40 % only like to get married and move out and the rest 10 % is ready for rock and roll for a night and come back for free to your hotel room in Kiev.

    Remember that Ukraine is not what is was for 15 years ago when you was able to take what you want, this days many girls have high education and are not that poor anymore.

    I think the best is to travel to Dnepropetrovsk in Ukraine, alot of beautiful girls large university town but the girls are more interested for foreigners than the Kiev sometime up-nosed bitches..

    Good hunting lads !

  19. Miky September 21, 2012 at 10:31 am #

    Aryan, I understand your problem. I have lived in Bulgarian and Romania for nearly 10 years. The thing is that you come from India and the girls don’t know because your skin are a little bit darker and they think that you are Roman. One of my best friend is from India and all the girls think he is Roman Gipsy 🙂

    The Ukraine have problem with them Roman population, and the girls don’t like to get in contact if you don’t directly tell them that you are from India !

    Then maybe, but many are a little bit racist…

    Cheers !

  20. Gesta Francorum October 3, 2012 at 3:16 am #

    I’m going to either the Ukraine or Bulgaria for 3 weeks this winter with the soul intention of relaxing all day and running game all night. How do they stack up against each other? Milky, you have been to both. Maybe you can help? I’m a budget traveler and intend on spending as little as possible, but my primary concern is the hospitality of the people and having the optimal amount of sex.

    • Naughty Nomad October 4, 2012 at 12:26 pm #

      I’m with Ukraine, but in Sofia more chicks will speak English.

      • mightymike July 19, 2014 at 1:49 pm #

        Hello there? Where to find weed o meth? Im in kiev now

  21. Miky October 29, 2012 at 9:31 am #

    Number 1 : The Bulgarian girls is in my point the best and most beautiful girls in the world !! I live there for 10 years !

    And Yes Nomad, you right regarding English is more common in BG than Ukraine anyhow I’m in Varna for the moment and many beautiful small village girls come to the sea capital to study at the economic university of varna, great fun and nice chicks ! But as always they are poor like church rats but when they put on the fake Gucci sunglasses they get nosy and nonchalant.. its funny to see !!

    I must say Varna is the best during summer, now in November its not so good, most people sitting home and stay inside with the TV.

    Like most of the places in the world its easy hunting if you get invited in a group of people for dinner for example and its easy to make contacts with girls, but if you hunting on your own the girls are a little bit scare and don’t like to make contact, UKRAINE is the same the winter time everybody stay home !!

    So, SOFIA is better and the girls are a little more open minded in the capital than Varna.. But its a terrible cold and nasty place during the winter months !!!

    Remember stay away from the dirty gipsy girls, many are pros and also love to steal your stuff !!!

    Good luck !

  22. daym November 21, 2012 at 7:26 pm #

    @mark
    alot of those girls do like dark features
    (since there rare)…confirmed by roosh(he got mistaken for spanish italian)and personal experiance
    lota female sex tourists form europe go to morocco turkey eygpt tunisa to screw local guys
    do they like midldle easterners well in moscow most converts are women marryin middle eastern guys heres the link racist
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17436481

  23. daym November 21, 2012 at 7:26 pm #

    ukraine must be the best nation to game then

  24. desi November 24, 2012 at 7:56 pm #

    @mushtaq
    you are right people of color should be careful there(including the rest of eastern europe)but the women are totally open to them but heard they are wary of blacks….eastern europe and denmark has alot of neo nazis but totally worth goin since youll have the exotic factor with the women(my ol russian teacher mentioned she was into dark skinned guys when she was chattin the 1 girl in class…we overheard …awkward …lol).
    @Ali
    spreaad the word to your desi brothas from the motherland to game ukraine

  25. Hunter February 24, 2013 at 7:47 am #

    Guys, I am a fellow Indian born in Japan, I am going to Ukraine next month I will hit Kyiv, Lviv, and maybe Odessa.
    Nomad a review would be great for Lviv:).
    I am super excited to head out there..I have met a lot of Ukrainian women in China and I must say mind blowing. I decided to go out to the motherland and see it all with my eyes. I did see some stuff about neo nazi and other racists towards dark skinned people? Any dangers one of you brothers may be able to comment.. Where do stay away from?
    Anyone planning to head next month or early april can contact me.. I play well:)

  26. Demnach May 22, 2013 at 2:24 pm #

    Hey im Staying in Ukraine Kiel for a few days?
    Anyone knows where to get some Bud there cuz the Description above is pretty old

  27. Daniel August 24, 2013 at 11:33 pm #

    Funny how everyone focuses on Kiev, which is full of sex tourists and escort girls

    The gold lies in small towns such as Kherson

    The guys are butt-ugly, they leave their towns ASAP to earn money, the girls 18-25 are stunning, bored, and in great need for some fun.

    Downside is without russian, you’re fucked 😉

    • Simon May 4, 2015 at 10:05 pm #

      Well guys, i am writing here with huge experience of Ukraine, i am from the UK but have travelled more inside Ukraine than here in the UK. I have seen almost every place in Ukraine and have many friends there and have been married twice to Ukrainian women.
      First of all let me say that despite my two failed marriages, i would never have any other woman now except Ukrainian, they are special, my first marriage lasted four years and the second almost the same too and other things happened which led to the fallouts, not the actual girls themselves and possibly a little of my own naivety and inexperience and lack of understanding and definitely a little coldness down to myself to them.
      Regarding the nationalities, it is true that unless you are a white guy then a good Ukrainian woman would never be seen with you and that is without having to explain to her family that she is maybe going to marry a guy who is not white.
      I am sorry non-white guys but iis true, this is not the girls fault but more peer pressure from friends and within their family.

      Also if you are seen on the street with a Ukrainiian woman and you are not white then you could have trouble, it does not happen often but then again Ukraine is at least 99% full of white people so proportionally the risk is still great.
      The best chance of getting away with seeing a Ukrainian girl if oyu are not white is in Kiev, i think all other cities would be too risky for you.
      Also because of the troubles which America have brought to Ukraine with the war etc… it is dangerous even for Ukrainians at the moment, if they have a car, they could be stopped at the street at gunpoint and have their car taken from them, so even Ukrainians are not safe and the single girls will usually be in a group now especially outside of the main city centre.

      Be careful everyone, it is very lawless right now and nobody will blink an eyelid for another dead body at the moment no matter where they come from.

      If you want a safe city to travel to at the moment then Poltava, Sumy, Dniperpetrovsk, Kherson are probably the best three with Odessa and Kharkov excellent but just a little more risky.

      At the moment avoid at all costs the following…Lugansk, Mauriupol, Donetsk, Lviv (unless you love America),

      Crimea is off the list at the moment until it settles down and until it allows your passport, only Ukrainian passport holders have any chance to go there and that is quite risky too.

      I am sorry to babble on about America but the trouble in Ukraine is definitely because of America’s warmongering politicians, i feel sorry for the normal good American people who must be sick to the back teeth of America spending probably half it’s budget on warmongering, what a country the USA could be if it got it’s priorities straight. I for one wish the UK woudl stop following the USA as i feel it will have dire consequences in the end as i predict before 2020 that Russia and China will join forces along with other states like Iran, North Korea, Argentina etc… and then believe me, we are all screwed.

      Anyway back to the girls. most are very intelligent and do not need money or anything like this, i started going there in 2003 and back then it was very different to how it is now, the girls seem to know now growing up from school age that their future life will probably involve moving abroad to be with a man.

      If you are serious about finding a woman then you can possibly expect her to already have a boyfriend in Ukraine who she will continue to see until she is ready to commit to you, i would say this could happen 25%-50% of the time but then again these guys when you are gone will look after them and buy them things and items for their apartment even though this guys probably is shagging five different women throughout the week.

      After all how does the woman know that when you go back home that you are not doing the same thing ?

      If you fall in love then you should return home, for a little break (a month at most) and then return to complete a full relationship with her and then at this point she will get rid of anyone else she could be seeing. These girls are gorgeous, don;t expect that you are the only one interested in them or writing to them.

      Please also be careful guys, i know from friends in Kiev that a high proportion carry sexual diseases.

      These are stunning girls in every city but the more West you go the less the girls there are. The more South and East you go, the more beautiful they are and the more English they speak also.

      You really can find the woman of your dreams in Ukraine but you have to be careful – very careful – everyone says this and i will say it to because they are correct when they say, don;t stay with a woman who just loves money and especially shopping, some women actually have bets with their friends who can get the most spent on them in a month from foreigners, there really are some bad golddiggers out there so be careful.

      I would say 15 years difference is the maximum you should have – after all do you really want to do a lot of hard work and get the woman of your dreams back to your country for her only to be massively tempted by all the nice looking young guys in your country. Choose very carefully. As a rule if she has a child already then it is a pretty safe bet that her mindset is ready to stay with only one guy.

      If you have never met or enjoyed a Ukrainian woman’s company then believe me,. it is truly heaven, there is nothing to touch it, she will make you feel like a King and in the bedroom they are amazing and in almost every place outside of the bedroom too, they really are like Tigresses in the bedroom.

      All you need to do is to love them dearly and show your appreciation that you are with someone special when things get serious and commit to her totally and she will be yours forever.

      I have learned so much over the years about the Ukrainian people and they are fantastic – and i mean the guys as well, they are not all drunks and women abusers, most of my friends are really nice loving hard-working family guys.

      A lot of them do get drunk often, it is true but that only makes more women to go around doesn;t it, it is difficult to calculate how many eligible women exist for every Ukrainian man but i estimate it is at least two women for every man, i have heard reports of as many as 3.5 women for every man.

      A lot of the abusers are actually foreign men, the Turkish people have a powerful influence in Ukraine already, they own one of the big three telephone networks for example and in Odessa, it is all under either Jewish or Turkish control except for a small amount.
      A lot of the girls actually get abducted in Ukraine and shipped to Turkey through the Ferry leaving Odessa every day.

      If you go to Kiev, rent an apartment and organise it before you leave and have a backup site ready because occasionally the renter will say that the apartment is busy and try to give you another one at the same price but much worse, be firm but polite and tell them that you require a refund and will go to another agency if they don’t honour their side of the bargin, this usually works for me.

      It is a good idea to brush up on your Russian unless you are ready to pay for an expensive interpreter but be careful who you choose if you need an interpreter as they could be part of a scam with the girl so watch out.

      I met a girl in Simferopol and still to this day she is the most beautiful girl i have ever laid eyes on, she is a beautiful blond called Anna Klimashevskaya and is a model and you can find her on Google – have a look and see what i mean, we wrote to each other for along time and she seemed ok but due to my experience i stopped seeing her after only two days and in this two days i had managed to understand that a translator was her friend and a taxi driver was always the same guy and also in on a scam. I can speak Russian quite well but she said we needed a translator as she could not understand me.
      Also the apartment i was staying at was organised by her and i found out that it was a couple who were her friends who owned this, anyway i could tell that when i dumped her it was a huge shock, i am sure she has never been dumped before in her life and i spent the next 11 days with a guy who i met there and his two female friends, we had a great time, went to Balaclava, Yalta and loads of other places, the girl i was with stayed at my apartment for the last three nights and of course Anna found out about this and tried to throw me out of the apartment even though i had paid up until the end of my stay, they tried to move me to another apartment but i told them that if they move any of my things then i would burn down the apartment and because they knew i had Russian friends, i think they took me seriously and left me alone for the rest of my stay so this is how things can go wrong if you are not careful.

      In the right conditions, Ukraine is a paradise, even in the cold Winters, it is (or rather was) a gorgeous country even some of the less travelled areas like the health resort of Truscavets (Truskavets) in the Carpathian Mountains close to the border with Romania and Hungary and even Lugansk (Ukrainians have a lot of bad things to say about Lugansk) is a beautuful city full of gorgeous girls, choose your travel plans carefully and you will feel like you are in heaven on your trip to Ukraine.

      Your first negative experience will begin when you get off the plane as the passport staff appear to be very abrupt and rude but be nice, smile and they will be ok and be ready that this is how Ukrainian people can be but when you get to know them they are brilliant.
      Ukrainians usually say what they feel which for me is a godsend as i don’t need to spend ages figuring them out and as far as i am concerned are the best people on the planet.
      I have a very successful business here in the UK which stops me going to Ukraine as often as i would like but if anything ever happens to my business here then i would definitely go to live in Ukraine, probably in Kiev or Odessa.

      I am here to help any genuin egirls find the girl of their dreams and to assist in safe traveliing so you can contact me on … [email protected] if i can be of any further help although i cannot guarantee to answer you in the same day so be patient please.

      Regards…Simon.

  28. Tiffany June 28, 2014 at 3:17 pm #

    As an Asian girl while I find Swedish and other Scandinavian women to be beautiful, I actually prefer exotic types of beauty even more. Ukrainian and other Slavic women pretty much can be described as exotic, since many of them have more distinctive features that made them stand out from the other European women.

  29. mightymike July 19, 2014 at 1:47 pm #

    I am here in kiev…very nice place…but need to find weed o meth…so where can i get them? Help me to enjoy my vacation tq…

    • msport September 26, 2014 at 6:09 am #

      Best way to get stuff is ask for stuff people who looks like smokers/sniffers in clubs bars ets.

    • AD December 1, 2014 at 8:06 pm #

      hi mike…
      really respect for the efforts you have put in for travelers like us to ride smooth,,,
      however after reading all reviews on ur site for past 2 days.. i am a bit confused to choose between kiev or Belgrade… visa / stay is not a problem… just want a city in winters in eastern Europe with more COH …. pls help!! wana plan a trip in feb’15 …. thanks and keep rocking and contributing!!

  30. Art Canada September 16, 2014 at 3:07 pm #

    Can anyone help me get some weed in Kiev, I live here but ive been having trouble finding dealers.

    • Tsan October 9, 2014 at 12:30 pm #

      I am traveling to Kiev in few days. I need good weed during my stay. If anybody can help me out please holla.

  31. AD December 1, 2014 at 8:02 pm #

    hi bro!
    really respect for the efforts you have put in for travelers like us to ride smooth,,,
    however after reading all reviews on ur site for past 2 days.. i am a bit confused to choose between kiev or Belgrade… visa / stay is not a problem… just want a city in winters in eastern Europe with more COH …. pls help!! wana plan a trip in fe’15 …. thanks and keep rocking and contributing!!

  32. Andrew February 26, 2015 at 6:58 am #

    I don’t know where you find these people who comment here. I have lived in Kiev and visited since 1997 and can tell you that only Miky and Daniel are in touch with reality. They get a lot of sex tourists over here in Kiev and the girls are not going to give it up for a couple of drinks and your foreign passport. Plenty of sleazy Italians visit all the time and last few years all whining about going home empty handed.

    As for all the enthusiastic ethnics here so keen something other than their own women I can tell you the Ukrainian guys are ready for that.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4fc_1354238278.

    @Mark don’t worry the Ukrainian and Russian girls don’t like sand n*gge*s (not a phrase I would choose) but they do like money and Indian or Arabic guys are famous for spending money on hookers and of course plenty of booze when they are out of their own countries. No decent Russian or Ukrainian girl takes anything but real Europeans or Americans, not the plastic ones like @Ali.

    The exotic factor is a myth the only reason its taken hold is because if Indian or Pakistani or Chinese you are easily identified as foreign and therefore a source of $$$$. Other guys need to open their mouth before getting the same treatment.

    • Gabe Asher November 15, 2016 at 2:55 pm #

      I’m laughing over here reading some of these comments. I question whether most of them have ever been to Ukraine. I live in Kyiv and have lived all over Latin America, Asia and traveled most of Europe. Here is a bit of truth……

      They are the prettiest on the planet
      Most don’t want to leave Ukraine or have a foreign bf
      Most speak zero English
      It’s dangerous being dark as a man here (I’m white, half Ukrainian, from the u.s.)
      There is a stigma to dating a foreigner
      Most foreigners will only have access to English speakers, and those are the spoiled, gold digger, slutty, well-traveled (run from any girl who has been to Dubai. If you need to ask why, you’re too naive to come to Ukraine), looking for sponsor, trying to get back to u.s., been through the wringer, recycled girls.
      Uke girls are cold and unapproachable in general
      Most are horrible human beings
      They are stunning, but age horribly. They look 35 at 29.
      It is a dating culture here. Not ONS. If you plowed a girl in under 3 dates, I know the type. (I’ve done it too, but those aren’t the girls we came to Ukraine for. At least not me.)
      We call Kyiv “flake central”. 35% of dates will be cancelled, half without notice. Never get dressed for a date without last minute confirmation.

      I don’t recommend Ukraine to monger or find a wife. To admire beauty, YES! Leave it at that. Wanna bang your head against the wall constantly? Come here and date. Wanna be divorced in 18 months? Marry a Uke girl. Hear me now. Believe me later.

  33. berries_kiev March 25, 2015 at 2:32 pm #

    Forget about getting good 420 stuff in Kiev on the streets, clubs, etc. It’s issues, traps, low quality, waste of time, nervous and money. The only way to get high quality buds is connection to local ‘420 insider(s)’ that is not easy for foreign tourist. Almost all open stuff proposition on streets can lead to issues. The only way for tourist is get connection online to ‘a guy’ before visiting Kiev.

  34. Guy October 30, 2015 at 3:38 pm #

    LOL at these Pakistani/Indian guys who think Eastern European or any European woman for that matter like them. Guys believe me! I know many of these girls and most of them are actually pretty disgusted by you. Like other posters have said, the only reason they would ‘date’ you is just for your money. I have found that while Americans and Europeans can genuinely hook up with these girls, the Indians/Arabs/Pakistanis have to pay loads of cash just to even get their attention. Hate to break it to you guys but maybe knowing this will save you from future heart breaks. Maybe its better to stick to your kind.

    • Terry February 25, 2016 at 11:42 am #

      Interesting to see that these kind of hangouts attract racists speaking on behalf of the tastes of all women in Ukraine, thinking that they belong to a superior white race. If you value people based on the color of their skin you’re nothing but a pathetic prick, and should be treated as such.

      I thought people deviated from this kind of thought after Nazi Germany, but alas, I was wrong.

  35. Sinbad March 3, 2016 at 11:44 pm #

    Hello Naughty Nomad ,how are you ? I will go straight to the point ….which is ..can you give some advises specially if someone planning to go to ukraine , which part is safe to go? what cities ? as you know it is problem between Russian Army in Eastern part of Ukraine and ukranian governmant … and i know the situation before that problem is no like after ….so, as tourist it is better to be in safe side….and what options are there ? thank you for your guidance

  36. 199flags May 18, 2016 at 5:22 pm #

    I’m here now, and it’s A LOT harder than it he makes it sound. You can literally match or find 100s of girls online, but good luck turning it into a date with anything of quality. The overall feel of the place is super depressed too from the political crisis. I know some guys have luck here but not me. If you’re into the wannabe model type maybe.

    I did have a blonde in my bed the 2nd night, but she told me anything more than sex was forbidden. She wants to meet everyday. Girls are not horny at all here and are bitchier than Americans which is amazing. Saying you could live here hmmm dunno. The weather sucks.

    Asia or Latin America for me all the way.

    • John July 10, 2016 at 12:24 am #

      So were do I find these girls online? give a site?

      • Mark Zolo July 18, 2016 at 4:06 pm #

        mail.love.ru, CS, tinder, vkontact

    • Gabe Asher November 15, 2016 at 3:04 pm #

      Finally, an honest assessment of Ukraine. Don’t believe the bs you read from these keyboard cassanovas. They are typing their fantasies.
      .
      I can go for over a month here and not see one Western guy. It’s so cheap it’s almost free, good beer, hottest girls on Earth, good transportation, can walk in with 3 months, no visa needed, great food. So why isn’t this place loaded with foreign cock? BINGO! Zero English spoken, and the girls are impossible. The word is out. Guys come here, get blown out, flaked, scammed, have their souls crushed and never come back!
      .
      We still get some first timers here bc they read bs posts from guys and think this place is pussy heaven. You want to LOOK at pretty girls, come here. You want to get laid easily, with good food, good english, low prices, and great weather? Go to Indonesia.

      • Mark Zolo November 18, 2016 at 9:56 am #

        In response to this and other comments I’ve changed the Chance of Hooking up rating. Looks like I just got lucky.

        • guy February 24, 2017 at 5:48 am #

          there are just so many conflicting reports on kiev its hard to know whats real

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