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Krakow City Guide

Krakow City Guide

THISMarket Square THIS GUIDE IS OLD AF. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Krakow in a word: Quintessential. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €2 for a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Board: €3-7 for a main course. Budget other: A trip […]

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Malta Island Guide

Malta Island Guide

Waterside @ St. Julians Malta in a word: Underrated. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.75 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €2.50 for a pint in nightclub. Bed: €15 for a private room. Board: €7 for a main course. Budget other: If you stay in Silema or Valletta, […]

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The Siege of Malta

The Mission: Capture my Maltese flag, in style. I hit the ground cold and I had a week. Dressed as a Leprechaun Pirate, I stormed the island with my new crew: Genocide Glen, Pillaging Paul & Cut-throat K. Many women fell prey to our charms but I wasn’t interested in just a flag. Any man […]

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Part 2: Best of the Balkans (Top 5 revised)

Part 2: Best of the Balkans (Top 5 revised)

This post is continued from Part 1, so backtrack if you haven’t seen it already. The following destinations were chosen based on roughly the same criteria I used for my Top 10 Destinations in South East Asia. In short – charm, girls and fun; I aim to be objective is this regard. So let’s go… Naughty Nomad’s Top 5 Destinations in […]

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The Big Balkan Breakdown (part 1)

ANNOUNCEMENT: For those of you who don’t know, I’m going to Malta for a week on Monday. I will give you guys a full breakdown of the island 😉 Back to business… After two excursions I have officially completed the Balkans. Whether it be winter or summer (I’ve done both), this region is still a great […]

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Snapshot: Zadar, Croatia

Snapshot: Zadar, Croatia

Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Zadar.   What are one’s first impressions of Zadar? Surprisingly pleasant. The old town is very agreeable and the prices are WAY lower than southern Croatia. You might as well be in a different country. What are […]

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Snapshot: Ohrid, Macedonia

Snapshot: Ohrid, Macedonia

Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Ohrid. What are one’s first impressions of Ohrid? Purty. Ohrid’s old town and lake view provide quite a splendid backdrop for a few days of leisure. It’s a tourist town so the population fluctuates dramatically depending on the time of year. […]

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Snapshot: Thessaloniki, Greece

Snapshot: Thessaloniki, Greece

Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Thessaloniki. What are one’s first impressions of Thessaloniki? Not as pretty as Athens, but a hell of a lot cheaper. The city receives barely any tourists so people are friendlier. If this is your first stop in […]

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Hvar Island Guide

Hvar Island Guide

Small, but mighty! Hvar in a word: Seasonal. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Up to €4 for a 250ml bottle. Bed: €12-15 for a private room. Board: €10 for a main course. Budget other: Apart from being generally expensive, there are all-night […]

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