Old Town’s the place to be Sarajevo in a word: Contrasting. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1.50 for a 330ml bottle. Bed: €12 for a private room. Board: €3 for a local dish. Budget other: It’s €12 for a tour of […]
Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Dubrovnik. What are one’s first impressions of Dubrovnik? Overcrowded, overpriced and over-rated. Even in mid September, the place was chock-a-block with festering tourists. Don’t get me wrong – it’s very, very pretty, but after Montenegro this place is quite […]
Inside Old Town Budva in a word: Adorable. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €3 for a 330ml bottle. Bed: €15 for a private room. Board: €5 for a pizza. Budget other: You will be charged €5-€20 a day for a sun bed and […]
Tirana in a word: Meh. Chance of Hooking up: 2.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2 for a 500ml bottle. Bed: €16 for a private room. Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Taxi drivers may try and rape you. Currency Conversion Overview Tirana isn’t […]
Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Athens. What are one’s first impressions of Athens? The first thing one notices about Athens is the women. They are drop dead gorgeous. In this authors opinion, the Greek girls give other Mediterranean women a run for their […]
Newborn, City Centre Pristina in a word: Neglected. Chance of Hooking up: 2.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1.50 – 2 for a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Board: €1 for a kebab. Budget other: Nightclub entry is cheap at around €3. Currency […]
Mosque in Old Town Skopje in a word: Likeable. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1.50 – 2 for a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Board: €3 for a good meal. Budget other: Go to the new age bar […]
So me and 3 friends are on our 19th consecutive night dressed as Irish/Mexican Pirates. Last night, in the siege of Sarajevo, all four of us hooked up with girls. I even managed to swoop a sexy Argentine behind her boyfriend’s back. Guys – don’t bring your girlfriends to hostels! Beware of boisterous buccaneers who […]
A pirate danced with his crew, He stumbled upon a hot Jew, A body to thrill, He went for the kill, Oh man was she able to screw. and screw… and screw… and screw.
