I wasn’t born a ladies man. In fact, for much of my school days, I was kind of a loser. I hit puberty very early and at only twelve years old, I had a moustache and I was the first kid in my class to breakout in spots. People used to call me gorilla boy […]
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The Naughty Nomad book drops AUG 1st!
I couldn’t be more excited! “This book might well become The Game of travel writing. Think Neil Strauss in the Congo – on crack,” as one reviewer put it. AUGUST 1st – put it in your diary! 😉
Book Review: Bang Poland by Roosh V
Bang Poland: How to bang make love with Polish women in Poland, does exactly what it’s supposed to do. It’s a comprehensive how-to guide on how to get your Polish flag. Roosh’s latest book was only launched early today, so I recommend you buy it now to avail of the half price offer and added bonuses (offer […]
Happiness 101: Sex, Blood, and Art
We all want to be happy. In an age of secularism, relativism, materialism, and nihilistic hedonism, what does it really take to be happy. Women and men need different things to make them happy. As a man, the only solution for a woman’s happiness I’m willing to offer is an orgasm, so this article is concerned with what it […]
5 Steps to getting lucky on the First Date
I feel I’ve nearly perfected getting a girl into the sack on the first date. Not a word of a lie, I’d say 90% of my domestic pulls in the last year have all happened on the first date (and some 80% abroad). Here’s my formula… 1. Sound Logistics Simply put – if you don’t […]
The Last Day of School
I was in Malta for the last few days to celebrate the end of term. Last Friday, I had my last exam so I decided to mark the end to my formal education in style… “Time is up. You must stop writing,” announced the lead examiner. I breathed a sigh of relief as I handed in my Spanish […]
The Quartet: Model, Virgin, Schoolgirl, Mexican
Sorry for the late post, I’ve had exams all week :/ Anyway, I’ve been a busy boy the last month. Last week alone, I had four dates with four girls, four nights in a row – and it could have been five had I paid a visit to my Chinese flag (but I’m trying to […]
5 Tips on Facebook Game
In my last post, I wrote of Face-bouncing. In the past I’ve also written about Face-closing. Now welcome to Facebook for Players 101. In the 21st century you have two distinct identities: the real and the virtual. A lot of material on game discusses the former, while our virtual identities are often neglected. The scary thing is that […]
10 Tips for Texting Girls
1. When to send the first text There a bit of debate about this. Personally, I think the ‘three day rule’ is bollocks. You want to be fresh in a girl’s mind. Beautiful women exchange numbers like soup at a homeless shelter. It’s an ego thing. The next day or two days after is fine. […]
