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OUT NOW: My Life as a Mexican Pirate (50% OFF until Sunday!)

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MY LIFE AS A MEXICAN PIRATE (72,000 words) may just be the wildest travel memoir ever written. 

I mean, who goes looking for trouble in war zones dressed as a Mexican Pirate?

It started as a joke, an Irish trio on a night out in costume. A debauched international pub-crawl followed, but the partying and exotic women weren’t enough, and what started off as a bit of fun slowly descended into madness. They would storm the most dangerous places on earth…and face the consequences. 

Join Mark Zolo and his crew as they romp across four continents and skirt civil wars in Syria, Somalia & Cote D’Ivoire. This book has it all: suicide bombers, kidnappers, murderous lovers, police chases, earthquakes, giant inflatable fruit, light-sabres, fake moustaches, a pet chicken named Captain Cluck, romance, violence, comedy, and most of all adventure!

Chapter 1 sets the tone with an invitation:

“Grab a strong drink to warm the blood, me hearties, and gather round while I tell you a tale that will forever be burned into your pretty little skulls…”

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4 Responses to OUT NOW: My Life as a Mexican Pirate (50% OFF until Sunday!)

  1. andrei musat March 14, 2020 at 6:03 am #

    Just bought your book , excited to start reading it.

    • Mark Zolo March 16, 2020 at 1:32 pm #

      Cheers man!

  2. Jason May 8, 2020 at 9:21 pm #

    Zolo! You. Badass. In all my years on the net and I’ve only just discovered you today. Mind absolutely blown. Paradigm altered.

    And best part… I’m Irish too

    • Mark Zolo June 3, 2020 at 7:04 pm #

      Yar! Cheers man.

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