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Conakry City Guide (Guinea)

Conakry City Guide (Guinea)

Kaloum, “Au Ville” Conakry in a word: Raw. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.75 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €.80 for a large beer. Bed: Not many options, €30 average for a private room. Board: €1.50 for a decent meal. Budget other: The usual: taxis and club […]

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Bissau City Guide (Guinea-Bissau)

Central Bissau… chilled. Bissau in a word: Scamville. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5 Nightlife: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1.50 for a beer. Bed: €15 for a private room. Board: Rip. Dakar prices @ €5 for a basic meal. Budget other: The nightlife […]

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Dakar City Guide

Dakar City Guide

Downtown Dakar in a word: Soulless. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €2.50-€5 for a small Star beer. Bed: €35 for a private room. Board: €7 for an average meal in restaurant. Budget other: You will taxis to […]

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Gambian Coast Guide

Gambian Coast Guide

Leybato, Fajara beach Gambia in a word: Brotha’. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1 for a local Julbrew. Bed: €15 – 20 for a private room. (Leybato) Board: €5 for a meal in tourist areas. Budget other: […]

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Southern Africa

Africa for Beginners

Considering visiting Africa? First time? For those of you who want to sample the delights of the dark continent, I have two trips that will blow your mind. Countries featured are English speaking, very safe, bureaucratic free and easy to travel in. Both itineraries  can be comfortably completed in under a month. Check this shit out! The Eastern […]

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Refugee Game

Disclaimer: This is satire, for all you idiot SJWs who don’t understand that. Looking for a good time? Don’t want to put in a lot of effort? Why not try some Refugees! Isolated, homeless and feeling venerable – picking up refugees is as easy as shooting Tutsis in the 90’s! Not only are they easy, just think of the […]

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45 Flags

45 Flags

UPDATE: This post is outdated, as of July 2013, I’m was at 58 flags. Some would say Flagging is a shallow practice, but it’s hard to help when you’re on the road. Some guys want 50 flags, some want to go around the world in 80 girls, but I’m a little hesitate to set flagging goals. My […]

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