Kuching in a word: Absorbing. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2 for a pint. Bed: €5 for the cheapest private room. Bud: €12-15 per 1/8. Board: €2-3 for most meals. Budget other: Prepare to drink – […]
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After my weekend in Glasgow, I release that when it comes to hooking up – everything is relative. As you can see, this graph exhibits high convexity. This shows good intentions, but as the night progresses and closing time draws closer, standards decline rapidly. This effect is commonly known as “Beer Goggles”. Possible side-effects include: Shame, hangovers & diarrhoea.
DO NOT READ: if you are one of those politically correct wankers or have a vagina… or fangs. This author is not Anti-Vampire or culturally insensitive, but he does rock. He also enjoys spicy food, and has a thing for alternative chicks. Now… What if I told Vampires were REAL? Would you believe me? I’n not talking about little goth kids […]