Blogger’s Choice Award 2011
Dear readers, Thank you for your continuing support. Recently Naughty Nomad was nominated for ‘Best Travel Blog’ for the blogger’s choice awards 2011. I’ve spent many hours of life providing you with informative, kick ass material. I purposely enter war zones and shit holes, getting into trouble with girls, drug smuggling and officials all for your amusement. […]
Bissau City Guide (Guinea-Bissau)
Bissau in a word: Scamville. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5 Nightlife: 2 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1.50 for a beer. Bed: €15 for a private room. Bud: Cheap, €2 for a decent handful. Board: Rip. Dakar prices @ €5 […]
Dakar City Guide
Dakar in a word: Soulless. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €2.50-€5 for a small Star beer. Bed: €35 for a private room. Bud: ? No more than $4 per gram. Board: €7 for […]
Gambian Coast Guide
Gambia in a word: Brotha’. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1 for a local Julbrew. Bed: €15 – 20 for a private room. (Leybato) Bud: €2 buys you enough for a week! Board: […]
Africa for Beginners
Considering visiting Africa? First time? For those of you who want to sample the delights of the dark continent, I have two trips that will blow your mind. Countries featured are English speaking, very safe, bureaucratic free and easy to travel in. Both itineraries can be comfortably completed in under a month. Check this shit out! The Eastern […]
Sex in Africa 101 – MUST READ!
All right guys, over the next few weeks I will be giving my big breakdown on West Africa. Expect city guides from every country on the coast, stories, rankings and plenty of solid, sound advice. West Africa is not for pussies, this is hardcore. Every country is completely different, but in general – bribery, corruption, […]
Dating Diaspora & Refugee stats
Continued for part 1… (Again, take this article with a grain of salt) Refugee stats Take a look at the stats above. Awful as it is, there is a bright side to populations being displaced… What happens when a beautiful young woman discovers the world of sexual liberalism? She can remain behind the bastion of creed and […]
Refugee Game
Disclaimer: This is satire, for all you idiot SJWs who don’t understand that. Looking for a good time? Don’t want to put in a lot of effort? Why not try some Refugees! Isolated, homeless and feeling venerable – picking up refugees is as easy as shooting Tutsis in the 90’s! Not only are they easy, just think of the […]
45 Flags
UPDATE: This post is outdated, as of July 2013, I’m was at 58 flags. Some would say Flagging is a shallow practice, but it’s hard to help when you’re on the road. Some guys want 50 flags, some want to go around the world in 80 girls, but I’m a little hesitate to set flagging goals. My […]
