PORN: How giving it up has changed my life
I remember the first time I typed in the word ‘sex’ into a search engine as a young boy—back in days of Windows 95, Ask Jeeves, and that irksome cacophony of a dial-up modem. I remember my eagerness as I sat there waiting, for hours on end sometimes, just for the chance to watch a […]
50 flags (Edit:60+ Flags)
[EDIT, Dec 2013: I’m at 64 flags now] On Friday night, I got my Swedish flag. It was a worthy epitaph to my misadventures in flagging. I’m generally a casual flagger, but after finishing my dissertation in early September I was a man on a mission. I wanted to get my 50th flag before my […]
How to get laid in the Baltics
Ahh, the Baltics. Home to some of the most beautiful girls in the world. Tis a place I have fond memories of. Next month I’ll be making my fourth trip over there for a short stopover (and a night of passion) in Riga, Latvia. However, things are changing fast. As more and more horny men […]
Only in India
This is a follow up from my post Only in Africa. These pics were kindly provided to me by a reader. Thanks Trev.
5 Steps to Making Your Own Beer
There’s nothing better than making your own brew. I’ve just finished my first batch of Naughty Nomad ale, and at 6.5%, the stuff is rocket fuel. Stuck in a Sharia country? An expensive country? Want a really cheap way to get hammered? Want the ladies to be all like, ‘OMG, you make your beer? Bring back […]
The Shazam Wing Gambit
Following on from my last post, I thought I’d offer you guys a cool little gambit for wingman game. A good wing is hard to find. In fact, when it comes to cockblocking, your ‘non-game’ friends are often the worst offenders. Even when it comes to myself and my crew, sometimes we get drunk, horny and […]
How to Assemble a Crew
“The Way of Men is the Way of the Gang,” as Jack Donovan put it in his latest book, arguing that gangsterism is the milk of unfettered masculinity. One of the books main tenets is that men are most comfortable when they are members of a small band of men. It’s true, too. No man is an island. […]
Return of the Mac ♪
Boom! I’ve returned for the Desert of Academia, guys. I’ve just finished what was quite possibly the most tortuous, soul-destroying summer of my life. After hundreds of hours of laborious research, irksome data mining and all night writing sessions, I somehow managed to crap out 20,000+ words and finish my MA dissertation. The deadline was yesterday at 3pm […]
Summer Break
Dear readers, I’m locking myself in a room for the rest of August to write my thesis on the ‘normative’ and neorealist influences governing EU foreign policy in the Middle East and North Africa using empirical evidence from the inchoate Arab Spring. Sigh… My brain is sore and I can’t have any distractions. However, no doubt I’ll […]


