Freetown in a word: Heaven? Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Nightlife: 4.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €.50 for a street beer 330ml. €1.20 in clubs. Bed: €20 for a private room in Aberdeen. Bud: €0.12 a pack! Board: €2 for a meal. […]
Conakry in a word: Raw. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.75 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €.80 for a large beer. Bed: Not many options, €30 average for a private room. Bud: Cheap, €1 for a decent handful. Board: €1.50 for a […]
Bissau in a word: Scamville. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5 Nightlife: 2 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1.50 for a beer. Bed: €15 for a private room. Bud: Cheap, €2 for a decent handful. Board: Rip. Dakar prices @ €5 […]
Dakar in a word: Soulless. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €2.50-€5 for a small Star beer. Bed: €35 for a private room. Bud: ? No more than $4 per gram. Board: €7 for […]
Gambia in a word: Brotha’. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1 for a local Julbrew. Bed: €15 – 20 for a private room. (Leybato) Bud: €2 buys you enough for a week! Board: […]
Considering visiting Africa? First time? For those of you who want to sample the delights of the dark continent, I have two trips that will blow your mind. Countries featured are English speaking, very safe, bureaucratic free and easy to travel in. Both itineraries can be comfortably completed in under a month. Check this shit out! The Eastern […]
All right guys, over the next few weeks I will be giving my big breakdown on West Africa. Expect city guides from every country on the coast, stories, rankings and plenty of solid, sound advice. West Africa is not for pussies, this is hardcore. Every country is completely different, but in general – bribery, corruption, […]
Disclaimer: This is satire, for all you idiot SJWs who don’t understand that. Looking for a good time? Don’t want to put in a lot of effort? Why not try some Refugees! Isolated, homeless and feeling venerable – picking up refugees is as easy as shooting Tutsis in the 90’s! Not only are they easy, just think of the […]
Location: Benin (Voodoo heartland). The chicken gave a final jolt as his neck was cranked back and his throat slit with the razor blade. His blood poured into the mouth of the Vodun divinity, a dark spirit imprisoned in stone. The feathers were plucked and cast upon on the sacred ground below, while the men of the forest whispered […]
