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Monrovia City Guide (Liberia)

Broad Street Monrovia in a word: unfrequented. Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5 Nightlife: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: $3 for a small beer in clubs. Bed: $100 for a private room. ($35 for a shitty brothel on front street, not recommended) Board: $7  for a standard meal. […]

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Freetown City Guide

Lumley Beach Freetown in a word: Heaven? Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Nightlife: 4.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €.50 for a street beer 330ml. €1.20 in clubs. Bed: €20 for a private room in Aberdeen. Board: €2  for a meal. Budget other: Club entry for the office […]

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Conakry City Guide (Guinea)

Conakry City Guide (Guinea)

Kaloum, “Au Ville” Conakry in a word: Raw. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.75 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €.80 for a large beer. Bed: Not many options, €30 average for a private room. Board: €1.50 for a decent meal. Budget other: The usual: taxis and club […]

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My site was nominated for Best Travel Blog!

Blogger’s Choice Award 2011

Dear readers, Thank you for your continuing support. Recently Naughty Nomad was nominated for ‘Best Travel Blog’ for the blogger’s choice awards 2011. I’ve spent many hours of life providing you with informative, kick ass material. I purposely enter war zones and shit holes, getting into trouble with girls, drug smuggling and officials all for your amusement. […]

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Bissau City Guide (Guinea-Bissau)

Central Bissau… chilled. Bissau in a word: Scamville. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5 Nightlife: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1.50 for a beer. Bed: €15 for a private room. Board: Rip. Dakar prices @ €5 for a basic meal. Budget other: The nightlife […]

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Dakar City Guide

Dakar City Guide

Downtown Dakar in a word: Soulless. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €2.50-€5 for a small Star beer. Bed: €35 for a private room. Board: €7 for an average meal in restaurant. Budget other: You will taxis to […]

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Gambian Coast Guide

Gambian Coast Guide

Leybato, Fajara beach Gambia in a word: Brotha’. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Nightlife: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1 for a local Julbrew. Bed: €15 – 20 for a private room. (Leybato) Board: €5 for a meal in tourist areas. Budget other: […]

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Southern Africa

Africa for Beginners

Considering visiting Africa? First time? For those of you who want to sample the delights of the dark continent, I have two trips that will blow your mind. Countries featured are English speaking, very safe, bureaucratic free and easy to travel in. Both itineraries  can be comfortably completed in under a month. Check this shit out! The Eastern […]

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