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The Tale of Henry the Hobo

The Tale of Henry the Hobo

Traveling around you meet all sorts of different folks. Most of them live pretty mundane lives, but occasionally you meet someone with a story worth telling. Some of you may recall when I wrote about the Tale of Yoshisaki, for example. Well, on Thursday night, I met another guy with quite the tale. Downing a few brews in […]

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Brave New World

Brave New World

“Everybody belongs to everybody else.” In the 1930’s, Huxley envisioned a distant future where mankind peacefully co-exist in a one world-state. Beautiful humans are bred in labs, conditioned from birth, assigned work, and expected to pursue only hedonist endeavours in their leisure time. Young adults are encouraged to explore each other with ‘erotic play’. Technology […]

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50 flags (Edit:60+ Flags)

50 flags (Edit:60+ Flags)

[EDIT, Dec 2013: I’m at 64 flags now] On Friday night, I got my Swedish flag. It was a worthy epitaph to my misadventures in flagging.  I’m generally a casual flagger, but after finishing my dissertation in early September I was a man on a mission. I wanted to get my 50th flag before my […]

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How to get laid in the Baltics

How to get laid in the Baltics

Ahh, the Baltics. Home to some of the most beautiful girls in the world. Tis a place I have fond memories of. Next month I’ll be making my fourth trip over there for a short stopover (and a night of passion) in Riga, Latvia. However, things are changing fast. As more and more horny men […]

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5 Steps to Making Your Own Beer

5 Steps to Making Your Own Beer

There’s nothing better than making your own brew. I’ve just finished my first batch of Naughty Nomad ale, and at 6.5%, the stuff is rocket fuel. Stuck in a Sharia country? An expensive country? Want a really cheap way to get hammered? Want the ladies to be all like, ‘OMG, you make your beer? Bring back […]

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The Shazam Wing Gambit

The Shazam Wing Gambit

Following on from my last post, I thought I’d offer you guys a cool little gambit for wingman game. A good wing is hard to find. In fact, when it comes to cockblocking, your ‘non-game’ friends are often the worst offenders. Even when it comes to myself and my crew, sometimes we get drunk, horny and […]

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