I travel with just a carry-on 25 Litre army backpack everywhere I go, so I know how important space is!
Now I’m not going to tell you to pack 3 pairs of self-washable super socks that that double as small towels; or to bring a special penknife that turns into a small life raft with a cocktail bar; you can get that info somewhere else.
This is a special travel kit.
Something essential for all you vagabonding Venusian artists…
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The Naughty Nomad Travel Kit
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A Fetching Hat
YES! This outfit got me action.
A hat, jewellery, a tie, a striking shirt; whatever! Never underestimate the power of a little peakcocking. Separate yourself from the herd and women will respond. In my case, good head wear translates to good head. This technique helps in places where you may look similar to the locals… i.e. A white guy in Eastern Europe or a Black guy in Africa. Peakcocking also gives you an advantage over other tourists elsewhere .
An Unblocked Phone
What about Jenny?
How the are going to call her without a phone dip shit!? OK so I don’t recommend calling girls who leave their number on toilet doors, but if you want to arrange dates you need a dam phone. Buy a local SIM card. It’s cheaper and girls will be more inclined to text you. Having a phone more than doubles your chances of hooking up. I wish someone told me this before I went to Africa! A phone is also needed for my “Number Crunching” gambit. Email me @ thenaughtynomad@gmail.com to get the password.
Candle & Incense
The mood setter
It sounds corny, but this works wonders. A candle and some incense can turn that $3 shit hole into a Romantic oasis. Get all those senses tingling. Make sure the girl lights the candle, her involvement in building the scene is a subconscious submission to the seduction. Candlelight also provides the perfect luminance for some good lovin’.
Ultra light Speakers / Laptop
Small but mighty
You got to get some tunes going to set the mood. Laptops usually suffice, otherwise hook up your Mp3 player to these ultra light speakers. A lot of these compact travel speakers provide really great sound a nice amount of sensual bass vibrations. But more importantly you need…
The Right Playlist
♪ ♫ Let's get it on! Owh! ♪ ♫
Make a sexy playlist. Start it off nice and slow and customise it to your style. Try and create a flow. On one occasion I actually esculated the seduction in syrcronisation with a playlist! I even arrange different songs for different positions! Hey, why not?
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Massage Oil
Oh yeah!
Now you’re getting into it. Skin looks sooo much sexier covered in oil, and who doesn’t like a massage? Get creative. Massage oil also doubles as a lube for all you cheeky sodomites.
Playtime Items
What the hell?
I’m not going to judge here.
Condoms, Handcuffs, Duck-tape, Video-camera, the Super Licker 5000 (above), Phallic paraphernalia or whatever else you sickos are into… put them into your Naughty Nomad kit! You’re nearly finished.
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Finally… Pictures of dead naked women
nice...
So you’ve just had sex with a woman you no intention of having a future with?
Nothing says Mr.Right like a few pics of a defiled battered corpse. Try add some white stains for extra effect. Leave them casually displayed on the floor before you take your morning shower. She’ll be gone before you wash your hair.
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BTW – If you’re a smoker bring skins. Do you how hard it is to find skins in a country where a box of fags is little more that a dollar!? Stock up.
my buddy had those speakers on a recent trip. they are called ‘tweakers’, they’re really great.
Man this whole time I’ve been traveling around with a real dead woman. It never occurred to me that I could just bring pictures!
haha! Nice.
Haha, where did you buy that licker toy?!
love the hat idea. met a duo that traveled with a Guitar Hero guitar, minus the game of course! I’m trying to come up with something for my next trip!
Finally… Pictures of dead naked women
I would love to see a chick’s reactions after seeing that.
Peacocking is great when you’re in a group. When I’m on my own I just look like I’ve escaped from an institution!
Haha! That’s true. Peacocking alone is often counter-productive.
Just wondering …
are girls cool with the the idea of using a sex toy that may have been used (obviously cleaned) before with another chick? I was going to get a couple of fun gadgets but thought they might be put off that they thought that they had been used b4….
hmmm. odd question. I have a pair of a furry pink handcuffs so it’s never much of a problem.. Sometimes I use candle wax.. I’m guessing if you whipped out a big dildo you might have problems though! haha
Furry handcuffs are considered weapons and you can’t take them on carry on luggage. Now I have to buy new ones =/
whoops! haha
You crazy MF! Peakcocking for sure on my next european trip!
A couple things I found pretty useful too are a brazilian/ jamaican flag to set a personalize room and that can be useful to tie the girl in a caveman show, and a “make friends shirt” that everybody likes (comic, 70´s music groups, funny UFO man) to be cool first sight at youth hostels.
Naughty, so good to know there´s people more crazy than me.
Hey bud,
travelling to SE Asia shortly, someone recommended this site. Thanks for the great content!!
My question is what are skins?
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“BTW – If you’re a smoker bring skins. Do you how hard it is to find skins in a country where a box of fags is little more that a dollar!? Stock up.”
Do you mean condoms? If not, I don’t get it. I’m from Canada here bud, don’t recognize that lingo lol.
Thanks again
Papers.
massage is the best way to get a girl over again, they get so turned on as you do your thing that when you finally enter it is the best sex of your life whether you are good at fucking or not