Abroad…
Man! Writing these guides just brings back fond memories. Nothing like the incredible excitement you feel when you get a strange new city or even a familiar favourite. Why is it when you’re not travelling you always feel like you’re missing out on something? …Oh, I know. BECAUSE YOU ARE. I look at pictures of tanned, toned half-naked ladies and […]
Kampala City Guide
Kampala Central Kampala in a word: Bootylicious. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €.90 Bed: €12 for a private Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Some of the best white water rafting in the world! Budget around €80 Currency Conversion Overview Uganda kicks ass! Kampala is base […]
Tallinn City Guide
Old Town Tallinn in a word: Bliss. C.O.H: 3.5 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €2 Bed: €15 for a private room Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: The ferry to Helsinki is €50. But why would you go there? Currency Conversion Overview Ahh.. Baltic Bliss. This medieval city is […]
Why I wake up feeling good!
nuf said.
How to smuggle drugs across 7 borders in Africa
Step 1) Buy a kilo of weed in Ethiopia for less than $5. Step 2) Take an 18 hour ride on top of an armed convey to Nairobi and bribe the guards at the Kenyan border. Step 3) Arrive in Nairobi, then get stoned and go on safari Step 4) Go to Uganda (they don’t […]
Dili City Guide
I took this on Dili beach Dili in a word: Occupied. C.O.H: 2 / 5 Q.O.G: 1.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2.50 Bed: €10 for a dorm Board: €10 for a basic pizza. Budget other: Dili is expensive because of the UN presence, taxi trips to Dili beach are […]
Manila City Guide
Metro Manila Manilla in a word: lustful. C.O.H: 5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1 Bed: €10 for a double room Board: €2 a basic meal Budget other: €10 airport departure tax Currency Conversion Overview Manilla is riddled with guns and poverty, but it’s more laid back […]
Chişinău City Guide
Chisinau Apartment block Chisinau in a word: Deceptive. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €0.80 Bed: €12 for a private room Board: €2.50 for a pizza! Currency Conversion Overview Chisinau may not be very pretty but the women sure are. Most people who come here say […]
Seoul City Guide
Central Seoul Seoul in a word: Surprising. C.O.H: 2 / 5 (for locals) Q.O.G: 2.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €2 Bed: €12 dorm, €15-20 for private Board: €7 for a good Sunday dinner. Budget other: Taxis at night ramp up costs. Currency Conversion Overview Seoul is surprising. It’s way ahead of the west […]
