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Forget Your Ideal Woman

A few years ago, I made a list. It was comprehensive and contained the most desirable attributes for the future mother of my children. Her was my list of ideals (in order of priority): She must be exceptionally beautiful. I’m talking love-at-first-sight-could-be-a-celebrity hot. She must be fluent in one major language aside from English, but […]

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The Dream of Every Man

“A man who sleeps with only one woman is not a man,” my Russian girlfriend told me. “I know it’s strange, but I don’t mind if you fuck other women. Just know I’m not fucking other men. My pussy is yours. I belong to you. All I ask is that you be there for me. […]

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Maximising Profits in the Sexual Market

Maximising Profits in the Sexual Market

Economics 101: Supply and demand. People are not equal. In the realm of sexuality, every person is worth more or less than the person next to them. Combine your looks, your character and status, and you have a product. The value for that product is determined by demand from the sexual market. For those unfamiliar […]

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New Year Resolutions 2014

It’s 2014, bitches! It’s time to put pen to paper and words to actions. As is tradition, I’m posting my new year’s resolutions. I do this publicly to make me accountable for my actions. I suggest you do the same. If you have a blog, post ’em up. If you don’t, do it on Facebook. […]

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The Year in Review 2013

Another year has past. It’s hard to believe, but this is the 4th year -in-review. Check out my previous adventures for 2010, 2011, and 2012. Let’s have a look. 2013 in review January – Feb Avast! The year started with a roar, as myself and some friends set sail to siege the most dangerous city in the […]

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Travel Story Contest!

Travel Story Contest!

On my globetrotting adventures, I’ve had the privilege of meeting people who have incredible stories to share. Tales that inspire, terrify, and titillate. I’ve heard of great journeys. Those who have walked across the Eurasia, hitch-hiked though Africa with no passport, and cycled around the world non-stop for a decade. I’ve heard of woe of […]

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Snapshot: Nassau, Bahamas

Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Nassau. What’s Nassau like? Nassau is a small, well-developed, Caribbean town. The people are, by far, the friendliest I’ve encountered in the Caribbean (all countries west of Puerto Rico). During the day, it’s flooded with cruise ship tourists, but during the […]

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City Guide: Havana, Cuba

A typical residential street. Havana in a word: Memorizing. Chance of Hooking up (for free, if you learn Spanish): 2 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 Nightlife: 4 / 5 Livability: 3 /5 (4 if you can handle no internet) City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Bachelor’s budget: $60 per day. Beer: $2 for a beer. […]

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