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Best Bar Gambit Ever!

This shit is so good I might Password protect it from next week. You guys owe me!

My friend Cormac and I were drinking at the local pub last Saturday night.

In walk a gaggle of girls: nine of them, all looking sexy and dolled up for a night out. They were just popping in for a few cheeky drinks before they hit the club.

“Some of them are really cute, we should make a move,” I said.

“Send them over a few shots of water!” Cormac joked.

The man was a genius. I don’t think he knew how brilliant an idea it was.

“Yeah girlzzz, we’re so hot!”

“Fuck it, let’s do it!” I exclaimed.

I went up to the bar and arranged nine shots of water on a tray (in the shape a smiley face for good measure). The bar staff refused to deliver it. Apparently it was ‘disrespectful’ – whatever. I asked my bro’s girlfriend from Romania to do the deed. She refused, but when I told her it was only water she actually changed her mind and wanted in on the joke.

I gave her the tray.

“Tell them it’s from us,” I said.

She went over and delivered the girls the shots, pointing out us: their magnanimous admirers.

All the girls looked over at us, offering big grins and flirty waves. We raised our glasses and smiled back. “What nice fools!” they must have been thinking, feeling like little princesses.  They each picked up a shot, and arranged to do it all at once. Then all nine got in a circle and chanted down from 5.

“5…4…3….2….1… CHEERS!!!”

They downed the shots of  water.

Well, I tell you, I nearly pissed myself .  It couldn’t have gone better. The mixed looks of confusion and horror were too much. The girls turned around to find us in tears of laughter. We made them look like complete idiots, firmly putting them in their place. We had turned from the creepy nice guys to comedic assholes. In one second, we gained all the value.

Result: Attraction. They wanted our cocks. WE got approached. One of the sexiest of the lot came and starting chatting us up.

I’m going to using this gambit from now on. It’s just too good!

I’m simply calling it the Water Shots Gambit. 

Next time you see a group of gorgeous girls sitting around a table, getting attention from every dick in the building, don’t put their pussies on a pedestal, put ’em in their place.

I can’t wait to try this out in a really classy place with models.

Try it out yourselves and see what happens. It’ll make you laugh, and with any skill, it’ll get you laid…



21 Responses to Best Bar Gambit Ever!

  1. youngmobileglobal October 24, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    Hilarious! I love it.

  2. roo October 24, 2011 at 1:06 pm #

    tip the bartender and get a slice of lemon to go with each shot.

    its all about the presentation ;0)

    • Scott July 23, 2019 at 11:18 pm #

      Mark, that is priceless. I will definitely steal that!

  3. Heartbeat October 24, 2011 at 1:51 pm #


  4. Ben October 24, 2011 at 3:18 pm #

    That’s brilliant!!!

  5. Cormac October 24, 2011 at 4:29 pm #

    It’s hilarious craic!

    Weren’t dressed to head out and weren’t expecting anything. Then this idea pops up.

    Great craic – would love to try it with tall glasses, some mint leaves, couple straws and a sparkler aswell and see the reaction.

  6. miami October 24, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    It is a great gambit…also has been talked about at similar blogs.

  7. Neil Skywalker October 24, 2011 at 10:31 pm #

    Simply brilliant !

  8. Tim October 26, 2011 at 12:15 am #

    Great stuff, Now I have to try it 😉

    Do you also have gambit or routines in loud night clubs?
    How do you pull girls from such environment?

    • Naughty Nomad October 26, 2011 at 12:25 am #

      Dress as Mexican Pirate? That tends to work best, but only if I have me ruthless crew! ARGHH!

      When I’m dressed normal I usually hit the smoking area to pick up. Loudness is not your friend.

  9. Sid October 27, 2011 at 2:52 am #

    Who’s the black girl on the left side of your banner?

    • Naughty Nomad October 27, 2011 at 1:27 pm #

      no idea..

  10. Alex October 27, 2011 at 5:54 pm #

    whats up man,i found your blog there the other week and only realised your irish. – we are great people ( dont worry im from dublin im not ona them yanks that think they’r irish haha)

    I actually used this a while ago and the girls were disgusted = turned on haha

    its good to have an irish perspective on game / travel. peace bro!

  11. Neil Skywalker November 2, 2011 at 11:43 am #

    Awesome stunt. I just found out that i’m banned in China too. Haha

  12. Don November 9, 2011 at 12:06 pm #


  13. Angelsin November 9, 2011 at 3:14 pm #

    Awesome! Will try!

  14. ludo November 20, 2011 at 11:18 pm #

    this post just made my day 😀
    serioulsy 😀

  15. ElChristo February 19, 2012 at 10:52 pm #

    fuckin ace, cant wait to test this knowledge

  16. Bronan the Barbarian! June 11, 2012 at 10:00 pm #

    Holy fuck dude, that’s amazing and hilarious. Nice work!

  17. TheZambian September 5, 2012 at 10:25 pm #

    I’ve done this and it worked big time.

    With salt, lemon and everything (tequila is heavy to swallow otherwise ;-))

    The baman high fived me, it took the girls 1 minute to realise it (bit drunk?); one of the girls came on to me asking if it was water, and I dragged it even for longer, laughing her off telling her she was mistaking vodka for water, are you russian etc.? Great vibes and good status in the club!

  18. Mar163361 June 24, 2016 at 6:30 pm #

    tip the bartender and get a slice of lemon to go with each shot. The baman high fived me, it took the girls 1 minute to realise it (bit drunk?) hilarious great post

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