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Malta Island Guide

Malta Island Guide

Malta in a word: Underrated. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.75 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €2.50 for a pint in nightclub. Bed: €15 for a private room. Bud: €15 for an 1/8 Board: €7 for a main course. Budget other: If you […]

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The Siege of Malta

The Mission: Capture my Maltese flag, in style. I hit the ground cold and I had a week. Dressed as a Leprechaun Pirate, I stormed the island with my new crew: Genocide Glen, Pillaging Paul & Cut-throat K. Many women fell prey to our charms but I wasn’t interested in just a flag. Any man […]

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