Abroad…
Man! Writing these guides just brings back fond memories. Nothing like the incredible excitement you feel when you get a strange new city or even a familiar favourite. Why is it when you’re not travelling you always feel like you’re missing out on something? …Oh, I know. BECAUSE YOU ARE. I look at pictures of tanned, toned half-naked ladies and […]
Kampala City Guide
Kampala in a word: Bootylicious. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €.90 Bed: €12 for a private Bud: €1 a gram Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Some of the best white water rafting in the world! Budget around €80 Currency Conversion Overview […]
Tallinn City Guide
Tallinn in a word: Bliss. C.O.H: 3.5 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 2.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €2 Bed: €15 for a private room Bud: €20-30 per gram :/ Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: The ferry to Helsinki is €50. But why would you go there? Currency […]
Why I wake up feeling good!
nuf said.
How to smuggle drugs across 7 borders in Africa
Step 1) Buy a kilo of weed in Ethiopia for less than $5. Step 2) Take an 18 hour ride on top of an armed convey to Nairobi and bribe the guards at the Kenyan border. Step 3) Arrive in Nairobi, then get stoned and go on safari Step 4) Go to Uganda (they don’t […]
Dili City Guide
Dili in a word: Occupied. C.O.H: 2 / 5 Q.O.G: 1.5 / 5 S.T.L: ? City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2.50 Bed: €10 for a dorm Bud: ? Board: €10 for a basic pizza. Budget other: Dili is expensive because of the UN presence, taxi trips to Dili beach are around $3. […]
Manila City Guide
Manilla in a word: lustful. C.O.H: 5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 1 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1 Bed: €10 for a double room Bud: €1 per gram Board: €2 a basic meal Budget other: €10 airport departure tax Currency Conversion Overview Manilla is riddled with guns and […]
Chişinău City Guide
Chisinau in a word: Deceptive. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5 (just bribe em!) City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €0.80 Bed: €12 for a private room Bud: €20 per matchbox Board: €2.50 for a pizza! Budget other: If you’re going to Tiraspol, prepare to shell out some […]
Seoul City Guide
Seoul in a word: Surprising. C.O.H: 2 / 5 (for locals) Q.O.G: 2.5 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €2 Bed: €12 dorm, €15-20 for private Bud: Bad. €30+ per gram :/ Board: €7 for a good Sunday dinner. Budget other: Taxis at night ramp up costs. Currency Conversion Overview […]