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Budva City Guide

Budva City Guide

Budva in a word: Adorable. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €3 for a 330ml bottle. Bed: €15 for a private room. Bud: €5-10 a gram (Serb prices) Board: €5 for a pizza. Budget other: You will be […]

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Tirana City Guide

Tirana in a word: Meh. Chance of Hooking up: 2.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2 for a 500ml bottle. Bed: €16 for a private room. Bud: €5 a gram Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Taxi drivers may try […]

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West Africa

Life Update: Back to Africa…

ANNOUNCEMENT: I’ve just booked my flight to the Gambia in West Africa. I’m leaving in March with two friends. The plan is to spend three months travelling  to the following  12 countries: The Gambia Senegal Guinea Bissau Guinea Sierra Leone Liberia Cote d’Ivoire Burkina Faso Ghana Benin Togo Nigeria T’will be chaos of the highest […]

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Snapshot: Athens, Greece

Snapshot: Athens, Greece

Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Athens. What are one’s first impressions of Athens? The first thing one notices about Athens is the women. They are drop dead gorgeous.  In this authors opinion, the Greek girls give other Mediterranean women a run for their […]

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Pristina (Kosovo) City Guide

Pristina (Kosovo) City Guide

Pristina in a word: Neglected. Chance of Hooking up: 2.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €1.50 – 2 for a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Bud: ~ €10 per gram (get it in Macedonia). Board: €1 for a kebab. […]

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Skopje City Guide

Skopje City Guide

Skopje in a word: Likeable. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €1.50 – 2 for a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Bud: €50 for 25 grams. Board: €3 for a good meal. Budget other: Go […]

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On Form

The zone, in flow, on form –  it all means the same thing.  Well this nomad is on form. During the Siege of the Adriatic, I pulled off some impressive f closes with a handful of HBs from 5 different countries. That said, I  kept the standard high too. Last night in Dublin, I had two […]

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Snapshot guides

I generally don’t think I’ve gotten a feel for a city unless I’ve spent at least 2-4 nights there, depending on the size of the place. As such, I’ve always felt full city guides for certain locations could not be justified . However, I certainly feel I can give you guys some good advice on places I’ve […]

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Trawling

“Trawling” is a word used to describe the unsavory act of picking up unattractive women. The net is cast out, and whatever fish you catch will do. Sometimes a man will trawl a whale, sometimes a prawn. Trawling usually occurs when a man is drunk and extremely horny. While it is not an ideal practice, […]

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