Hanoi is memorable for its hostile faces, high end nightclubs and its 1.5 million motorcycles. Our experience there involved attempted murder, oral sex and robbery – we really knew how to party. We checked into a little place on one of Hanoi’s many cosy streets. The area bustled with street hawkers and market stalls selling […]
DISCLAIMER: This article is over 5 years old. Some of the information may be outdated. KL in a word: Dynamic. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 1.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €5 a pint. Bed: €6-8 for a private room. Bud: ? Board: €2 for a decent […]
After my weekend in Glasgow, I release that when it comes to hooking up – everything is relative. As you can see, this graph exhibits high convexity. This shows good intentions, but as the night progresses and closing time draws closer, standards decline rapidly. This effect is commonly known as “Beer Goggles”. Possible side-effects include: Shame, hangovers & diarrhoea.
Bucharest in a word: Acceptable. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 1 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1.30 for a pint. Bed: €13 for a private room Bud: €15 per gram (hash) Board: €3 for a pizza. Budget other: Beware of currency con-artists. Currency Conversion Overview Bucharest is […]
Lusaka in a word: Casual. C.O.H: 5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1.50 for a bottle. Bed: €13 for a private room Bud: €10-15 per gram Board: €5 for 3 grams. Budget other: You need taxis at night. Currency Conversion Overview Lusaka is refreshingly cosmopolitan. […]
I once had a really good friend, Who travelled with me to Phnom Penh; He knocked some chick up, They just had a pup, We’ll never see Paddy again.
I travel with just a carry-on 25 Litre army backpack everywhere I go, so I know how important space is! Now I’m not going to tell you to pack 3 pairs of self-washable super socks that that double as small towels; or to bring a special penknife that turns into a small life raft with a […]
Riga in a word: Ridiculous. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 5 / 5 S.T.L: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €3 for a pint Bed: €12 for a private room Bud: €15 per gram Board: €6 for a pizza. Budget other: Beware: some nightclubs charge exorbitant prices like €7.50 for a […]
Today I am celebrating my first hate mail! It’s good to see some of my content provoking readers. If this author (who is allegedly scum) does not remove the Marilyn Monroe burqa image in my header, I will “face the consequences”. My rebuttal: Bring it.