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Kuala Lumpur City Guide

Kuala Lumpur City Guide

DISCLAIMER: This article is over 5 years old. Some of the information may be outdated. KL in a word: Dynamic. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 1.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €5 a pint. Bed: €6-8 for a private room. Bud: ? Board: €2 for a decent […]

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Standards vs Alcohol Consumption

After my weekend in Glasgow, I release that when it comes to hooking up – everything is relative. As you can see, this graph exhibits high convexity. This shows good intentions, but as the night progresses and closing time draws closer, standards decline rapidly. This effect is commonly known as “Beer Goggles”. Possible side-effects include: Shame, hangovers & diarrhoea.

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Bucharest City Guide

Bucharest City Guide

Bucharest in a word: Acceptable. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 1 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €1.30 for a pint. Bed: €13 for a private room Bud: €15 per gram (hash) Board: €3 for a pizza. Budget other: Beware of currency con-artists. Currency Conversion Overview Bucharest is […]

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Lusaka City Guide

Lusaka City Guide

Lusaka in a word: Casual. C.O.H: 5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €1.50 for a bottle. Bed: €13 for a private room Bud: €10-15 per gram Board: €5 for 3 grams. Budget other: You need taxis at night. Currency Conversion Overview Lusaka is refreshingly cosmopolitan. […]

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Riga City Guide

Riga City Guide

    Riga in a word: Ridiculous. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 5 / 5 S.T.L: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €3 for a pint Bed: €12 for a private room Bud: €15 per gram Board: €6 for a pizza. Budget other: Beware: some nightclubs charge exorbitant prices like €7.50 for a […]

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My First Hate Mail!

My First Hate Mail!

Today I am celebrating my first hate mail! It’s good to see some of my content provoking readers. If this author (who is allegedly scum) does not remove the Marilyn Monroe burqa image in my header, I will “face the consequences”. My rebuttal: Bring it.

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