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Hong Kong City Guide

Hong Kong City Guide

Hong Kong in a word: Crazy. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3.5 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €4 a pint Bed: €15 for a private  room. Bud: €50 for a 1/2 oz. Board: €5 for a basic meal. Budget other: Hong Kong is expensive and taxis from Hong Kong […]

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Jakarta City Guide

Jakarta City Guide

Jakarta in a word: Huge. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €1 Bed: €10-15 for a private room Bud: €10 per finger Board: €1 for a basic meal. Budget other: If you don’t book in advance you could end up shelling out for a […]

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Abroad…

Man! Writing these guides just brings back fond memories. Nothing like the incredible excitement you feel when you get a strange new city or even a familiar favourite. Why is it when you’re not travelling you always feel like you’re missing out on something? …Oh, I know.  BECAUSE YOU ARE. I look at pictures of tanned, toned half-naked ladies  and […]

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Kampala City Guide

Kampala City Guide

Kampala in a word: Bootylicious. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €.90 Bed: €12 for  a private Bud: €1 a gram Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Some of the best white water rafting in the world! Budget around €80 Currency Conversion Overview […]

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Tallinn City Guide

Tallinn City Guide

Tallinn in a word: Bliss. C.O.H: 3.5 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 2.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €2 Bed: €15 for a private room Bud: €20-30 per gram :/ Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: The ferry to Helsinki is €50. But why would you go there? Currency […]

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Dili City Guide

Dili in a word: Occupied. C.O.H: 2 / 5 Q.O.G: 1.5 / 5 S.T.L: ? City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2.50 Bed: €10 for a dorm Bud: ? Board: €10 for a basic pizza. Budget other: Dili is expensive because of the UN presence, taxi trips to Dili beach are around $3. […]

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Shoring

“Shoring” is a portmanteau of ‘scoring’ and ‘whores’. A person ‘shores’ when they have sex with a girl who may be a prostitute, but no payment is involved. Bar fining is not considered shoring. Shoring only occurs when the girl is genuinely attracted to a mate. She will often forego potential earnings with paying customers in this circumstance. It is […]

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