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Boracay Island Guide

Boracay Island Guide

This guide is from 2010 and may be outdated. I recommend you click here for a newer, more comprehensive guide. Boracay in a word: Paradise-ish. Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €.60 for a bottle of San Miguel. Bed: […]

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Phuket Island Guide

Phuket in a word: Hedonistic. Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 4 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2 for a 330ml bottle. Bed: €8 for a central private room. Bud: €50 for 3-4 grams. Board: €3-4 for most meals. Budget other: Some places […]

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Kuching City Guide

Kuching City Guide

Kuching in a word: Absorbing. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €2 for a pint. Bed: €5 for the cheapest private room. Bud: €12-15 per 1/8. Board: €2-3 for most meals. Budget other: Prepare to drink – […]

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28 Days Later...

28 Days Later…

Ever think of giving your dick a break? Even the noble penis requires time to rest and reflect. To look back at his accomplishments, his drunken failures, his scars. He thinks about the future too. After all, he’s got a message the whole world needs to know about.  Without him, you a shell; a robot […]

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Kuta City Guide (Bali)

Kuta City Guide (Bali)

Kuta in a word: Party! Chance of Hooking up: 4.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 2.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €1 for a bintang. Bed: €5 for the cheapest private room Bud: €5 per gram Board: €2-3 for most meals. Budget other: Rent a moto and […]

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