Havana in a word: Memorizing. Chance of Hooking up (for free, if you learn Spanish): 2 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 Nightlife: 4 / 5 Smoking tolerance: 2 / 5 Livability: 3 /5 (4 if you can handle no internet) City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Bachelor’s budget: $60 per day. Beer: $2 for a beer. […]
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City Guide: Kingston, Jamaica
Kingston in a word: Tough. Chance of Hooking up: 2.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 2.75 / 5 Nightlife: 4 / 5 Smoking tolerance: 4.5 / 5 Livability: 2.5/5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Bachelor’s budget: $90 per day. Beer: $3 for a beer. Bed: $25 for a private room (restricted guests). $50 for an apartment. Bud: $1 […]
Region Guide: The Jamaican Coast (Montego Bay, Negros, Ocho Rios)
Overview of Jamaica’s “Big Three” Coastal Towns On paper, the Jamaican Coast sounded like my dream destination. I love reggae, black chicks, and smoking weed. Throw in a beach? Damn, I couldn’t WAIT to go to Jamaica. It was a little grittier than I expected, which I liked, and within five days, I’d gotten laid […]
Naughty Nomad Moves to the Big Apple
That’s right. I’ve recently moved to the Big Apple. For the next few months, the city will be my base of operations. No joke: within 5 mintues of stepping off the bus, a dude named Chris spotted me and said, “Hey, you’re the Naughty Nomad!” How cool is that? Having been to Cuba and read […]
Sex in Cuba: 5 Tips for Hooking Up
I’m writing this piece to complement my upcoming Cuban City Guides. Sex in Cuba is complicated, so I felt the need to inform other male travellers of what to expect. If you’re the type that pays for sex, you’ll be in a heaven. But if you’re like me, Cuba can be a frustrating place. I honestly […]
Port-au-Prince City Guide (Haiti)
Port-au-Prince in a word: Post-apocalyptic. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1 a beer in centre/€3 in Pétionville. Bed: under €20 i / €50 for a private room. Bud: ? €40 per oz. Board: €2-3 for a fast food […]
Santiago City Guide (Dominican Republic)
Santiago in a word: so-so. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €2.00 for a pint bottle. Bed: €6 i / €10 for a private room. Bud: €40 for an once. Board: €2-3 for a fast food meal. Budget […]
Santo Domingo City Guide
Santo Domingo in a word: Dependable. Chance of Hooking up: 4 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €3.00 for a pint bottle. Bed: €8 i / €20 for a private room. Bud: €40 for an once. Board: €3 for a fast food meal. […]
Aftershock: My Last Night in Haiti. F**k.
I came to Haiti looking for trouble. I found it… Monday night was one of the most dramatic nights of my life. Read on for the sex & violence… I stumbled out of the pub, oblivious to the imminent danger. It was my second night in Port-au-Prince, the archaic capital of Haiti. I was in […]