I am lucky enough to have visited every country in South East Asia. OK, so I haven’t been to every inch of the place but I’ve a better angle than most so I’d thought I give you guys my top 10 picks! First let me give you the criteria. These places/countries are judged on: NB – […]
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War Zone Safety Guide!
LISTEN UP MAGGOT! So you think you’re hard son? You think you got what it takes huh? Y’all tired o’those pansy faggot tourist trails? HUH!? Well… I hope you know what you got yourselves in fur.. Ok, so maybe you done time… seen some action… Well guess what? YOU AIN’T SHIT! Afghanistan & Irac are for PUSSIES! Hell […]
Phnom Penh City Guide
Note: This article is over 5 years old. Some of the information provided may be unreliable. Phnom Penh in a word: Playground. C.O.H: 4.5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 4.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around $1.50 a beer. Bed: €3 for a private room. Bud: Practically free! Board: €2 for a […]
Hong Kong City Guide
Hong Kong in a word: Crazy. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3.5 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €4 a pint Bed: €15 for a private room. Bud: €50 for a 1/2 oz. Board: €5 for a basic meal. Budget other: Hong Kong is expensive and taxis from Hong Kong […]
Jakarta City Guide
Jakarta in a word: Huge. C.O.H: 5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €1 Bed: €10-15 for a private room Bud: €10 per finger Board: €1 for a basic meal. Budget other: If you don’t book in advance you could end up shelling out for a […]
Abroad…
Man! Writing these guides just brings back fond memories. Nothing like the incredible excitement you feel when you get a strange new city or even a familiar favourite. Why is it when you’re not travelling you always feel like you’re missing out on something? …Oh, I know. BECAUSE YOU ARE. I look at pictures of tanned, toned half-naked ladies and […]
Kampala City Guide
Kampala in a word: Bootylicious. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €.90 Bed: €12 for a private Bud: €1 a gram Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Some of the best white water rafting in the world! Budget around €80 Currency Conversion Overview […]
Tallinn City Guide
Tallinn in a word: Bliss. C.O.H: 3.5 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 2.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around €2 Bed: €15 for a private room Bud: €20-30 per gram :/ Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: The ferry to Helsinki is €50. But why would you go there? Currency […]
Why I wake up feeling good!
nuf said.