Sarajevo in a word: Contrasting. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €1.50 for a 330ml bottle. Bed: €12 for a private room. Bud: €5 per gram Board: €3 for a local dish. Budget other: It’s €12 for a […]
Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Dubrovnik. What are one’s first impressions of Dubrovnik? Overcrowded, overpriced and over-rated. Even in mid September, the place was chock-a-block with festering tourists. Don’t get me wrong – it’s very, very pretty, but after Montenegro this place is quite […]
Budva in a word: Adorable. Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 4 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: €3 for a 330ml bottle. Bed: €15 for a private room. Bud: €5-10 a gram (Serb prices) Board: €5 for a pizza. Budget other: You will be […]
Tirana in a word: Meh. Chance of Hooking up: 2.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2 for a 500ml bottle. Bed: €16 for a private room. Bud: €5 a gram Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Taxi drivers may try […]
Snapshots are mini town/city guides for smaller places or cities I have only experienced briefly. Here’s a little snapshot of Athens. What are one’s first impressions of Athens? The first thing one notices about Athens is the women. They are drop dead gorgeous. In this authors opinion, the Greek girls give other Mediterranean women a run for their […]
Pristina in a word: Neglected. Chance of Hooking up: 2.5 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1.50 – 2 for a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Bud: ~ €10 per gram (get it in Macedonia). Board: €1 for a kebab. […]
Skopje in a word: Likeable. Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5 Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5 Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1.50 – 2 for a pint. Bed: €20 for a private room. Bud: €50 for 25 grams. Board: €3 for a good meal. Budget other: Go […]
So me and 3 friends are on our 19th consecutive night dressed as Irish/Mexican Pirates. Last night, in the siege of Sarajevo, all four of us hooked up with girls. I even managed to swoop a sexy Argentine behind her boyfriend’s back. Guys – don’t bring your girlfriends to hostels! Beware of boisterous buccaneers who […]
A pirate danced with his crew, He stumbled upon a hot Jew, A body to thrill, He went for the kill, Oh man was she able to screw. and screw… and screw… and screw.
