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Life Update: Back to Africa…

ANNOUNCEMENT: I’ve just booked my flight to the Gambia in West Africa. I’m leaving in March with two friends. The plan is to spend three months travelling  to the following  12 countries: The Gambia Senegal Guinea Bissau Guinea Sierra Leone Liberia Cote d’Ivoire Burkina Faso Ghana Benin Togo Nigeria T’will be chaos of the highest […]

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Diary of a Drug Smuggler (Shashamane, Ethiopia)

For those of you who don’t know, Shashamane is to Rastafari what Mecca is to Islam. The word “Ras” comes from the Amharic word “head” or “duke”, and the word “Tarfari” being the pre-regal name of Emperor Haile Selassie 1 of Ethiopia, said to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ or Jah. The movement may […]

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Lusaka City Guide

Lusaka City Guide

Lusaka in a word: Casual. C.O.H: 5 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €1.50 for a bottle. Bed: €13 for a private room Bud: €10-15 per gram Board: €5 for 3 grams. Budget other: You need taxis at night. Currency Conversion Overview Lusaka is refreshingly cosmopolitan. […]

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War Zone Safety Guide!

LISTEN UP MAGGOT! So you think you’re hard son? You think  you got what it takes huh? Y’all tired o’those pansy faggot tourist trails? HUH!? Well… I hope you know what you got yourselves in fur.. Ok, so maybe you done time… seen some action… Well guess what? YOU AIN’T SHIT! Afghanistan & Irac are for PUSSIES! Hell […]

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Kampala City Guide

Kampala City Guide

Kampala in a word: Bootylicious. C.O.H: 4 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer:Around  €.90 Bed: €12 for  a private Bud: €1 a gram Board: €3 for a meal. Budget other: Some of the best white water rafting in the world! Budget around €80 Currency Conversion Overview […]

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How to get a private pyramid tour

How to get a private pyramid tour

Step 1: Arrive after closing time, but before the sun sets. Step 2: Walk around the parameter eastwards and wonder into the backstreets surrounding the security fence. There’s a KFC nearby, but that can wait. Get talking to the locals about getting in through the “back” entrance. Step 3: You will introduced to a guide; […]

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