I once had a really good friend, Who travelled with me to Phnom Penh; He knocked some chick up, They just had a pup, We’ll never see Paddy again.
Author Archive | Mark Zolo
The Naughty Nomad Travel Kit ;)
I travel with just a carry-on 25 Litre army backpack everywhere I go, so I know how important space is! Now I’m not going to tell you to pack 3 pairs of self-washable super socks that that double as small towels; or to bring a special penknife that turns into a small life raft with a […]
Riga City Guide
Riga in a word: Ridiculous. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 5 / 5 S.T.L: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €3 for a pint Bed: €12 for a private room Bud: €15 per gram Board: €6 for a pizza. Budget other: Beware: some nightclubs charge exorbitant prices like €7.50 for a […]
My First Hate Mail!
Today I am celebrating my first hate mail! It’s good to see some of my content provoking readers. If this author (who is allegedly scum) does not remove the Marilyn Monroe burqa image in my header, I will “face the consequences”. My rebuttal: Bring it.
Hanoi City Guide
Disclaimer: This article is over 5 years old. The information may no longer be relevant. Hanoi in a word: implacable. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 2.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €.60 a pint Bed: €8 for a private room. Bud: €5 for a cigarette box. Board: […]
Ulaanbaatar City Guide
Ulaanbaatar in a word: Drab. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 3 / 5 S.T.L: 2 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €2 a beer. Bed: €10 for a private room. Bud: €5 per gram. Board: €3 for a pizza. Budget other: Sometimes clubs have a cover charge, €5-ish. Currency Conversion Overview Ulaanbaatar is […]
Shanghai City Guide
Shanghai in a word: Energetic. C.O.H: 3 / 5 Q.O.G: 4 / 5 S.T.L: 3 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around €1 a beer. Bed: €12 for a private room. Bud: €30 for a big block of hash. Board: €1 for a meal. Budget other: It’s a big city, so budget for […]
Top 10 Destinations in South East Asia
I am lucky enough to have visited every country in South East Asia. OK, so I haven’t been to every inch of the place but I’ve a better angle than most so I’d thought I give you guys my top 10 picks! First let me give you the criteria. These places/countries are judged on: NB – […]
War Zone Safety Guide!
LISTEN UP MAGGOT! So you think you’re hard son? You think you got what it takes huh? Y’all tired o’those pansy faggot tourist trails? HUH!? Well… I hope you know what you got yourselves in fur.. Ok, so maybe you done time… seen some action… Well guess what? YOU AIN’T SHIT! Afghanistan & Irac are for PUSSIES! Hell […]
