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Kiev City Guide

NOTE: This guide is from 2010 and may be outdated.  For a more updated and comprehensive guide I recommend you check out Bang Ukraine by Roosh V. Kiev in a word: Blessed. C.O.H: 2 / 5 Q.O.G: 5 / 5 S.T.L: 3.5 / 5 City guide ratings explained Costs €$£ Beer: Around  €.80 Bed: €10 for […]

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How to learn a language fast!

How to learn a language fast!

Acquiring a language is easy! If you learn the fun way 😉 Language also opens a world of possibilities for meeting exotic women! The problem is the way in which languages are taught in school. That shit is OUTDATED! Just use the Naughty Nomad method: Step 1) Pick your language (see Figure 1 below) Step 2) Pick […]

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At World's End

At World's End

Picture this – Christmas morning and you’re overlooking a place called ‘paradise bay’, a spectacular coastal inlet dotted with awesome icebergs of all shapes and sizes. A white blanket of snow dominates the landscape on shore, presenting a stark beauty. A hot sun casts a saffron hue and renders glaciers electric blue. The ocean is completely […]

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How to Slay a Vampire ;)

DO NOT READ: if you are one of those politically correct wankers or have a vagina… or fangs.  This author is not Anti-Vampire or culturally insensitive, but he does  rock.  He also enjoys spicy food, and has a thing for alternative chicks.  Now… What if I told Vampires were REAL? Would you believe me? I’n not talking about little goth kids […]

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How to get a private pyramid tour

How to get a private pyramid tour

Step 1: Arrive after closing time, but before the sun sets. Step 2: Walk around the parameter eastwards and wonder into the backstreets surrounding the security fence. There’s a KFC nearby, but that can wait. Get talking to the locals about getting in through the “back” entrance. Step 3: You will introduced to a guide; […]

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