Women can’t resist Cavemen
The more I interact with women, the more I penetrate the female psyche, the more I realise something.
Me as Caveman
Cavemen rock. It seems I can never ‘go caveman’ enough. I’ve used SO many techniques and moves, but some of the most powerful responses I’ve gotten comes from acting on raw sexual aggression.
What do I mean by ‘caveman’?
A caveman is just shy of a rapist. A man who knows what he wants and lets instinct take over. Using of combination of persistence and dominance, a cavemen will have his way with whoever he chooses.
When she says “No”, he hears GO!
When she says “Were not having sex tonight”, he thinks “It’s on.“
At Halloween (or any other time for that matter) why do you think chicks want to be fucked by Vikings, Roman warriors & Pirates?
A: Because they secretly want to be ravished, taken and ultimately pounded by Alpha males who pillage whatever they see fit.
Meow...
A friend of mine, Gary the fish, recently field tested a homemade Caveman outfit last Halloween. What happened? The first night he tried it, he end up banging his first black chick. I tried it out the next night and ended up in bed with a Asian humping my leg (albeit pre-destined).
Recently, I was hanging out with a devout Indian evangelical, smoking a joint in my hotel room. She explained to me how she had been celibate with her boyfriend for two years. I made a move regardless and received a cold reception. She then started to preach to me on how the devil creates temptation and suggested I change my evil ways. I could not shut her up. Nothing seemed to be working…
Then I went caveman. I pinned her down and licked her face like a dog.
Result: She fucking loved it, vigorously thrusting her crotch into me… It was like I had unlocked the animal within. She had no problem cheating on her beta bf when a real man came along. So much for her religious values. TAKE THAT JESUS!
Viola!
Caveman theory alone is not good enough, however. True masters of the Venusian Arts not only know how to unleash the beast, but tame it, too.
Here’s the dirty little secret, the potent combination:
Cavemen + Teasing = Very Wet Vagina.
When you pin her against a door, ram your leg between her thighs and starting talking dirty in her hear, just as she starts to get all hot and heavy, walk away.
Leave the room.
Then come back in, grab the bitch by the hair, sling her over your lap and spank her, hard. Call her your “dirty little slut”, say “I fucking own you.”
Then throw her on the bed. Hell, leave the room again. Go to the kitchen and fetch a glass of water.
Now grab a mop and possibly some band aids, because when you go back in that room that girl’s going to be a violent, dripping mess.
Naughty Nomad & Gary the Fish
To use another example: Recently in Sarajevo (dressed as Pirates this time), we were out drinking with this good looking Argentine couple. The good wing he is, Gary the fish managed to get the guy plastered drunk so could I pull his girl. I grabbed her by the hand and led her down an alleyway… I had already built attraction. Then I went caveman. I let the beast out – ME. WANT. BOOM BOOM! I pinned her against the wall, shoved her tongue down her mouth, then ripped off her pants right then and there.
She went CRAZY!!! Getting all wet with adrenaline. It got her horny as hell.
Then I just backed off and walked away, leaving her with her pantless down some back alley. It was as hilarious as it was effective.
Result: To this day she’s constantly sending me messages on facebook begging me to come to Buenos Aires to fuck her, even though she’s still with her boyfriend of nearly three years.
Notice a pattern – if the girl has a boyfriend – think about going caveman. You can’t talk a girl into cheating on her boyfriend. Let her hypergamous instincts decide.
If she’s single and all else fails… think about going caveman.
You’ll end up in bed or court, hopefully not the latter.
Have you tried it?
NN,
I have some friends coming to visit that keep talking about going to Ibiza this summer, but I think Ibiza might not compare to some of the other party/beach destinations that you have written about…does Ibiza even compare to Croatia and Montenegro or is it played out? Also, I’ve heard good things about Zrce Beach on the Island of Pag in Croatia…did you stop in there while you were in Zadar?
My bro just got from Ibiza and he loved it. The only thing is the prices – he told me at one stage he paid €30 for two vodkas and a red bull!!!
The other countries and cheaper and instead of British chicks you get Eastern Europeans…. no contest.
Croatia is great, but you need to visit during high season. I didn’t get to go to Pag.
Montenegro is AMAZING, go.
Haha I definitely need to try this more.
lol i usually agree with everything on this site but i dont know about this, i will say what goes around comes around, one day someone might caveman someone very special to you naughty nomad.
That’s what I’m worried about! I should mention that both boyfriends where betas though. If you’re a real man of value, your girl shouldn’t cheat. Alternatively hook up with an Arab.. I reckon those chicks value fidelity.
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Did you get all the way with that evangelical girl?
I dont think if I will ever have the guts for going caveman.
Nice and interesting blog, btw!
In the middle of escalation, she got up, said “This is just the devil’s temptation” and ran out of the room! haha. I wanted to leave that part out… fucking religion.. aw well. I corrupt her to a satisfactory degree however. I never saw her again…
Hahaha – “you’ll end up in bed or court-hopefully the latter” hahah
Awesome blog man.
I have been doing Caveman for several years and I definitely have been successful using this raw technique but not always. You need to be prepared to deal with the consequences which for me have ranged from being slapped hard in the face to the girl threatening to call the police. I like your “caveman interval bursts” technique which soften things a little. I’ll have to try it.
You should get some tricks going for yourself nomad. I myself do firebreathing and angle grinding shows in nightclubs, and I have never gotten more lucky than when doing angle grinding shows. Shooting jets of sparks off your steel plated crotch with an angle grinder is sexy shit, and women will bend over backwards to shag you.
and a female jockey that I rode like a horse! In between shows I’d grab a chick and take her to my changing room. like fish in a barrel. I nearly cut my thumb off with the angle grinder towards the end of the second night i was that fucked up!!
My record is 7 shags in two days at the same nightclub/hotel! 3 each night, and the girl who cleaned the hotel corridors in the morning.
This included my clients daughter on the first night, and her cousin on the second
Keep up the mischief man, and learn some wild tricks, jester game is good and gives you powerful position
Legend.
Thanks mate! that was in … Clonmel!? fuckin what? of all places. sex capital of tipperary!
I think firebreathing would suit your gig, it’s easy to learn, needs minimal equipment, and you can siphon a bit of paraffin into a shotglass to pretend you’re breathing jets of fire with tequila. women say that they hate it, but they really want to know what’s its like to kiss lips that taste like parafin! And it’s pure power imagery, if he’s got fire coming out of his mouth, what comes out of other orifices? be careful on foreign soil that the liquid you use is the right kind, because the name changes. barbecue fluid works to. but research it well, and practice
when they realise that you are using parafin, they will ask what it tastes like, and so you show them what it tastes like with a kiss.
Like reading your adventures, but did you consider this: Going caveman on a girl who is in a relationship with a real caveman, can get your very hurt or even worse. I don’t know if my girl would ever fall for your caveman thing, but if you pulled this on her and me like with the Argentinian, I’d go caveman on you. And yes, you would like, you never would know until it happened. So do you consider the reactions of their mates or not? If not, I can only reason that you live in a land of weak men. That said, have fun, but just know things can get very ugly if you mess in the wrong crowd and with the wrong hustlers.
if the girl has a boyfriend – think about going caveman. You can’t talk a girl into cheating on her boyfriend. Let her instincts decide.
Now THAT is some truthful badassery!!!
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interesting….so if all else fails or bf (which is cockblock in itself)
go caveman…..seems like a gamble….but has to be some attraction to you for that that to be pulled off
caveman then tease
crazy then walk away…love it
congrats on your indian flag
Recently, I was hanging out with a devout Indian evangelical, smoking a joint in my hotel room.
i dont think she was devout
espically shes been celibat for 2 years and not her whole life
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