Last Saturday night I went out on the piss for a friend’s birthday.

We ended up in a bar in Dublin. Closing time came and people were being asked to leave. I went to the bathroom, and when I emerged two asshole bouncers grabbed me.

“Relax.. What’s your problem?” I protested.

The Slavic dicks offered no explanation and showed me the door.

“Fuck off!” they told me, slamming the door in my face. They didn’t even afford me the time to grab my jacket.

I felt disrespected, emasculated and frankly… a little chilly.

My frustration turned to anger.

I started smacking hard on the window, demanding my jacket, but to no avail. I wanted to maim those pricks.

Red-blooded and in a drunken stupor, I picked up bottle and smashed the window into a million pieces.

Needless to say, it wasn’t the smartest move.

Within a minute I was apprehended and arrested.

The gardaí (police) hauled my into the station,  took all my belongings and read me my rights…

Fuck sake.

In fairness, the police were really cool about it. It looks like I won’t face charges pending I pay for damages. Unfortunately, a custom-made branded window and associated costs and going to cost me a small fortune – hampering my mid-term travel plans.

Anyway, enough doom and gloom…

The good news is I still flying off the Middle East in three days!

Let’s hope I can do some damage over there too..

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