For the third time I’ve been caught out.

Someone I’ve been intimate with has stumbled upon my blog.

The first time it happened, it prevented me getting one of Eastern European flags. Before I could arrange a second date she somehow found it (through a sneaky male acquaintance I suspect). We’re still on good terms though.

The s time it happened I knew wrath. The girl was pissed. She was an Afro teen who felt used and abused after being reduced to a flag. She found particular offense in phrases like “black girls are so easy” or my HIV story. Needless to say, she stopped fucking me.

The third time was an Asian girl I hooked up with in Europe. She actually found it ‘lively’ and ‘sexy’.  How cool is that? If you’re reading this right now I want you to know you are awesome!

This is one of the reasons I’ve removed my face from the header. I don’t want to get my ass caught again.

Let this be a lesson to any of you guys who run a game blog.

This is a short post, but I just started my masters this week so I’ve been real busy.

My book is getting close to completion. The first draft is already finished.  22 chapters of mayhem. I can’t wait!

A release date will be coming soon…

I also should mention:

It’s my 25th birthday today!

Just thought you should know…

 

How we met..

While Summer Lovin’ in Dublin…

Sauntering into my local deli, a bronzed bright eyed wee lassie caught my eye behind the counter.

“A spicy chicken wrap with jalapenos and the hottest sauce you got!” I exclaimed, ordering my usual fiery fare.

“Yes mister!” she said, with a pep in her step and a glint in her eye.

“What’s your heritage?” I asked.

“I’m Tamil, from south India,” she said, “What about You?”

It was clear the attraction was mutual, so I gave her my number. A few days later we’re on a date. To say it went bad was an understatement. I’ve dated some weirdos in the past, but this chick takes the freakin’ bakery.

Here’s some of her best off quotes…

“I’m very nervous, this is the first date I’ve agreed to in many, many years.”

“I don’t drink. I’m a good Christian woman.”

“Why do you like me?”

“My mother was married to her cousin when she was 13. Then I was born.”  WTF?

“I’m a virgin. I know, I know, I’m 27. But I’m saving myself for my husband.”

“Before I moved here I was fat. But then I lost all the weight because I stopped eating rice. Now boys just want me for my body, but not my soul. I can’t wait to get fat again.”

“You know Russian? Say something…”

“You know Chinese? Say something…”

“Do you know this language… ef fala com die efa bala kata sum rut tut tut sassy maya…”

“Of course you don’t. Nobody knows it. When I was a child, God bestowed on me the gift of tongues. This language the Lord gave to me. Only he knows it’s meaning. I don’t even understand it myself. But what can I do? I’ve been blessed with his divine presence and the word of the Lord. So I am thankful.”

“You’re looking at my like I’m crazy. You should not judge what you don’t understand.”

“What!? You’re dating other women. How can disrespect someone like that… (she actually starts sobbing). You Irishmen are so conceited.”

“Kiss you on the first date? What do you think of me? We don’t even know each other…”

“I can’t believe I kissed you. I feel like so cheap.”

“Sex is not God’s wish.”

“This is like that movie the Bridges of Madison County? What I’m feeling… it’s so wrong. This is not my destiny, but maybe we are soul mates…”

“Show me what love is.”

“I can’t wait to tell my future grandchildren about this.”

I’m not making this up. Yikes. Needless to say, I didn’t contact her again. I’ll think twice about asking out a South Asian chick again…

Here’s an edited version of our date in video…
CLICK HERE!

The worst bit? Now I can’t get my bloody spicy chicken wrap anymore. I’ll have to settle for a filthy doner kebab in the place next door. Now my love handles will give me trouble and I’ll have spend extra time doing cardio. Fuck sake.

Moral of the story? Don’t shit where you eat. And whatever you do, avoid inbred religious virgins…

 

Ok, now that I’ve pulled you in, let’s replace the word girlfriend with primary.

I don’t have a girlfriend. The term carries too much baggage.

I have a few fuck buddies. And that’s basically all we do.

But the odd time I find myself spending time with one of my fuck buddies outside the bedroom. Why? Because I actually like spending time with them. These girls tend to become what I call my “primary”: my favourite if you will.

For some reason my primaries nearly always end up being African girls (often Nigerian). I wondered why…

Be warned: This article is rife with generalisations, but play along…

Lately I’ve being dating a few Asians and Latinas, but they just don’t seem to do it for me. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll shag em’ no problem, but  in between orgasms I find myself being uninterested or bored. But with many African chicks it’s different. Why?

1. They’re confident. Many girls, espically Asian girls, act all coy and sweet. While it’s adorable and it makes you feel all the more dominant, it’s boring. I like a girl who can have fun with my friends, tell a story, express herself. African culture encourages extroversion. Take your average Nigerian girl for example – she’s full of little idioms, charisma and gesticulation. It’s hot. Confidence is sexy and many African girls have it in abundance.

2. It’s cool. Ok, this is more for non-black guys. Let’s face it, you rarely see non-Afro guys with a black girlfriends. Part of me thinks that many of them are intimidated by them. Personally, I love walking the streets with a Afro chick under my arm, especially one with looks to kill. I love the stares we invite, the evil glares from old racists, disapproving African guys and jealous white girls. It’s a statement. In a post-racist society it’s cool to date outside your race. Fuck anyone who thinks different.

3. They’re really horny. Apart from religious virgins, I find it’s true. “Us African girls are the horniest,” were the words of my first black girlfriend.  The kinkiest chicks I’ve been with have been Afro girls.

4. They’re great in bed. I maintain African bodies are the best going for the reasons stated in my Sex in Africa 101. While some of you may prefer lighter shades, when it comes to ass I generally find the darker the skin, the better the buns. I’ve been with dozens of Afro girls, and let me tell you – when you’re pounding them doggy style it’s hard not to blow your load in the first few seconds. And then there’s those lips, those big succulent lips. Best blow jobs hands down. The best head I’ve ever gotten was off an Angolan and a Haitian.  Plus when you’re in bed you get to call them n**ger. It’s just so dirty and wrong it gets you hard.

5. They’re more accepting of promiscuity. They may not like it, but most African girls turn a blind eye to their guys fucking around. Polygamy is widespread on the continent so women are used to sharing their men. Most African chicks who come to the West will tell you that guys from the own country are pure players. If we take the example of Nigerian guys in Ireland, not all, but many of them would quickly cheat on their Nigerian gf if a half-decent blonde wanted their dick. Don’t ask, don’t tell. The reality is I find Afro girls have no problem with you fucking around provided you’re not disrespectful or don’t talk about it.

 

Agree or Disagree? Share your thoughts…

Avast me harties!

Looking for a real adventure!?

Get ready for Naughty Nomad’s GREAT LIBERIAN TREASURE HUNT!

As a Mexican Pirate I naturally bury treasure. Now you, my readers, have a chance to find such treasure!

I’ve left a series of clues around the capitol hill district in the city of Monrovia, Liberia, West Africa. Hopefully they’re still there, but I made sure its extremely difficult to remove them and find them without the clues.

This will hopefully be the first of many Mexican Pirate Treasure Hunts.

The treasure is €100 (not much, but that’s a year’s income if you’re Liberian). You will also receive the prestigious award: ‘The Golden Scroll“. The last clue reveals the secret password. Send it to me via email : thenaughtynomad@gmail.com.

if you survive…

Why Liberia?

Because the Golden Scroll isn’t worthy of pussies.

So now I can finally reveal the first clue…

“Try your luck with an ocean view,

A tree snake points you to the clue,

Go to do a number two,

It’s written on the walls for you…”

GOOD LUCK!

BTW:

This is a very dangerous mission. Those who choose to accept should know the risks involved.

If you make to the effort to go to Monrovia email me anyway. I’m sure I could give you a few hints if you’re struggling or run into difficulties.

hello

This is End Game shit. 

So you’ve been around the world. You’ve had your fun:  been with dozens, maybe even hundreds of women, different colours, creeds and backgrounds. Maybe you’ve decided its time to pick a mate…

Do you know anything about her? What she looks like, her character or where she is?

If not, how do expect to find her?

Maybe you’ll just meet someone someday, fall in love and that’s that. You could ‘go with the flow’, ‘let it happen’, ‘ leave it to faith’.

Excuse my french  - but fuck that.  That’s just lazy.  ”I’ll take the best thing that falls in my lap,” is essentially the game plan. That’s using your potential mate…

Be alpha, be a chooser. Don’t you deserve the best?

Maybe your wussy ass doesn’t…

Those of you who travel know that a man has options – hell too many options! So, what’s a guy to do…

It’s not a bad idea to make a rough guideline of what you truly want in a mate…

An Example of the Perfect Woman…

She’s got the bright eyes of  a Swede, with the soulful depths of an Latina yet the lure of a Vietnamese hooker .

She’s got the waist of a Romanian, the legs of a Russian, the skin of of Spaniard, the ass of an African and tits like a Californian porn star.

She dresses like an Indian princess fused with a Persian belly dancer.

She’s got mystery of a Saudi, yet the sexual prowess of a Brazilian.

She has the grace of Bhutanese royal, but gives head like a Liberian slumdog.

She has the heart of Palestinian and the sense of humor of an Irish girl.

She’s feminine like a Thai, but confident like an Ivorian.

She speaks at least three languages, all in a French accent.

She can cook like a Chinese masterchef, roll like a Jamaican Rasta and clean like a Mexican maid.

She’ll as loyal as a Libyan housewife, but as understanding as the 9th wive of Maasai Mara herdsman.

She’s also a noble prize winner, has a pussy like a Burmese cat and never grows old.

Oh… and I forgot to mention she’s lives on Planet of the Nymphos, and unfortunately their dialing code uses quaraks as opposed to numbers so you may difficulty contacting her. Please dial again. The closest thing we have is this chick or  Kim Khardasian I’m afraid, and she can barely speak one language.

(sigh)

Back to Planet Earth.

My Ideal girl…

A slammin’ hot French-Arab atheist (or even just non-religious). If you know one let me know.

Why?

I find Arab woman very beautiful. I love French accents. I want my kids to have exotic features and speak three languages. I want a girl who has a conservative upbringing who hasn’t been passed around (preferably a virgin), but also understands Euro – liberalism and is educated enough to realize there is likely no afterlife, and we must live each day to the full. Furthermore, if she’s from Europe it’s a short hop from Dublin!

Sounds like a good plan eh?

I know, I think about this shit way too much. In reality, I’m equally likely to end up with an Ethiopian, or a Filipina, but it’s not a bad idea to have a rough road map.

Think about your values, your future and what you find attractive in woman…

Make your own guidelines.

Find out where she and go there, maybe there’s better options…

Or maybe you wanna be a player until you crock at 90, overdosing on coke and Viagra while banging two Thai hookers. By all means go ahead…

Don’t get me wrong, I love being single. I really do. But eventually I wouldn’t mind falling in love, having kids and sharing my life with someone. But that’s just me. So I might as well hunt down the best dam broad out there…

But don’t worry. I’m going to be the Naughty Nomad for a long, long time…

Please share your ideal woman…

Where is she from?

 

 

 

Edinburgh in a word: Nice.

Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5
Quality of Girls: 2.5 / 5
Nightlife: 4 / 5
Smoking tolerance level: 5 / 5

City guide ratings explained

Costs €$£

Beer: £2.50 (~ €3 or $4) average per pint.
Bed: £16 for a private room.
Bud: £20 for an 1/8.
Board: £3.60 for a hog burger from Oink.
Budget other: Some place charge £4 for a drink. £5 – £10 club entry near weekends. Pay the £10 into Camera Obscura – easily the coolest thing in the city, if not the U.K.

Currency Conversion

Overview

Edinburgh might just be the prettiest city in the U.K. With the castle and the hilly landscape by the sea, it certainly beats any city I’ve been to over there.  On top of that, it’s small enough to conquer by foot yet maintains a fairly solid nightlife. Well worth checking out.

The Girls

Edinburgh is very much an international city and hosts many tourists. Most of these are from the Anglophone world, but there is also a very visible East Asian community. A Q.O.G rating of 2.5/5 may seem harsh, but there is a noticeable lack of hotties around.

It not very easy to find really good looking local girls, but you do find a few 7′s. They are not quite as liberal as their Glascow counterparts, but are slightly more refined and hipsterist (if that’s your thing). Unlike the rest of Western European Isles (British Isles is incorrect btw), the girls working behind counters are not from Eastern Europe, but are actually locals. So day game is ideal for getting your Scottish flag. At night Scottish girls tend to go out in groups of 4+.

Asian girls are everywhere: Korean, Chinese, Malay and Japanese mainly. The standard is average, but at night men are crawling over each other to score them, so make your move early and isolate. Consider chatting them up on the Royal Mile during the day. Many are students so I’d use pipelining  as well.

The next is Anglophone tourist girls. These consist of Yanks, Canuks, Aussies and Kiwis. Certainly not the preferred option (for me anyway), but definitely the easiest.

The best looking girls in Edinburgh are the continental tourists from the likes of Spain, France and Germany etc.. They are usually found at night in the tourist bars around the grassmarket area. Expect them to be surrounded by four or five guys, you will need to bring your A game.

Nightlife Recommendations

There are many options at night in the city. The city has a great pub culture, but many venues have an unfavorable male to female ratio. Consider doing a pub crawl your first night to get your bearings around Grassmarket, old town. It’s also a good way to meet people. George street hosts more trendy bars and clubs. Having had only one night on George Street (mid week), my recommendations focus on the old town.

Apart from the following, check out El Cojonudo’s data in the comments below. He’s was there for 3 years so his is info is superior.

Espionage

Edinburgh most popular bar and club: a slick spot with 4 floors. This was actually my favourite venue but mid week it was quiet. On the weekends it’s the place to be. Official website here.

The Hive

Not to be confused with the beehive, this place is a large club with multiple sections. Out of everywhere I went in the city, this venue had the most attractive women. It’s got a cool subterranean feel to it but some may find the crowd a bit young. Open every night, official website here.

Getting High

Courtesy of webehigh.com

The police: It’s not ok to smoke the gange in front of a police man, but its pretty common to smell the sweet smell of mr green in most parks. Sometimes walking down the street you can even treat your nostrils. Police are likey to confiscate your treasure, and give you a caution, unless you have a football sized amount.

Where to buy marijuana: Ask any likely looking guy. Most bartenders will know someone, but be aware that they probably won’t do it for a stranger unless you give them some good chat or make it worth their while. If they get some, say you will give them a little bit as a thank you. I used to know a man who delivered

Marijuana prices: £20 for an eighth of an ounce of the green.

My Edinburgh Experience

I found the city very pleasant. Read my post Edinburgh: A Hatrick of Limericks.

Why not check out more cheeky City Guides?

I was recently guided to this article about me by Jesse Charge over at Seduction Science. Jesse is an established dating coach with some cool material you should check out, included a pretty popular forum. Anyway, he kindly offered his article for publication. Thanks Jesse!

 

8 Reasons Why I Read Naughty Nomad

and You Should Too.

by Jesse Charger

Reason #1. Naughty Nomad keeps it real. Smoking Weed. Crassly banging multiple chicks across the continents. Morally sound? Questionable. 100% Real? Yes.

Reason #2. Naughty Nomad “Goes Where No PUA Has Gone Before”, to *war zones* in Congo, to earthquake ravaged Haiti, to his “Journey From Hell” on his quest for pussy. WTF?? But that’s why he’s the best there is.

Reason #3. He looks like Colin Farrell’s little brother (on the far left). And he wears a fucking PIRATE HAT when he goes out. What’s not to like?

Reason #4. His “Top 10” lists here and here tell you exactly where to go around the world to get the best beaches, the best weed, and the best girls. So save yourself the money and just read Naughty Nomad.

Reason #5. In a drunken stupor, he banged Miss Dominican Republic. NICE!

Reason #6. He also bare-backed a girl who had HIV. As Borat would say, “it’s Very NICE”!

Reason #7. He transformed “Rape Game” from instant 20 year prison sentence to legitimate pickup technique!

Reason #8. Naughty Nomad even spins his own, beautiful-to-the-soul poetry. Next up he’ll be writing the Illiad and Odyssey!

So now you understand my fondness for the Naughty Nomad. May we all live life’s adventure like he.

Jesse Charger @ Seduction Science

The Cockblocker

Having fun with some chick last weekend,
I was crudely cockblocked by her friend,
So I picked up my drink,
And with a smile and a wink,
Dumped the whole thing on her head.

The Dry Patch

With many long months of a lag,
My mate was in need of a shag,
Before he could cry,
He met a nice Thai,
She banged him and earned him a flag.

The Bad Decision

I was kissing a cute little Scot,
Then went for an Arab more hot,
She didn’t come home,
I end up alone,
Fuck should have stayed with the Scot!