Well Gentlemen I’ve been a little distant the last few weeks. I’ve dished out 12 solid West African City Guides and will be wrapping me West African breakdown soon with my Top 5 destinations and the like…
The Liffy boat… my date spot
So, what has the Naughty Nomad been up to in the last while, summer lovin’ in Dublin…
Since I got back in June I’ve been dating a few chicas:
- 2 Brazilians (26 & 19, incl a Japzilian)
- a Nigerian (17, still in school)
- an Tamil Indian (20 something virgin who speaks in tongues)
- a Panamanian (19 with long term boy friend)
- a Libyan (19 virgin who returned to help rebels..)
- a Mongolian (22 and decedent of Genghis Khan)
Why the crazy religious virgins? Don’t ask.
To give you guys meet up info if you’re interested:
- I met 3 online (two through an ex on facebook)
- 2 from day approaches
- 2 from night approaches
- 4 of them of them are teenagers (legal, of course)
Having already captured Nigeria and Brazil, I’m glad to add two new flags to the list: Panama and Mongolia. That brings my flag count to 42.
The Mongol and I met for our first meet-up only 2 nights ago. It was my pleasure, considering I’ve been dying to bag a bit of Khan since my trip there in 08. She’s cute to0.
I’m sad to say I’ve recently accepted the opportunity to complete Masters in International Relations (I might as well formalize my education). This means that travel plans have changed and might be somewhat restricted until next summer.
But don’t fret!
A lot of you have been asking for me to write a book. So guess what!? I’m 40,000 words in to ‘Naughty Nomad‘ the book, detailing the misadventures of my first passport throughout Antarctica, Africa and Asia! I’ve been keeping it on the down low, but decided to give you guys a heads up.
Although globetrotting is somewhat on the back burner, I’ve still made plans for a few side trips. I’m off to Edinburgh on Tuesday for a wee Siege. I’m also planning a ski trip to Lebanon this winter and Carnival in Cape Verde.
Will keep you guys posted!
NN
Are you going to make a proper book or an ebook?
I will hope to do a print edition also.
So no central america next year then?
Yes, but I’ll have to delay it until I finish my thesis 🙁
I noticed u said u were off to Edinburgh. did u go to the fringe fest. Was there from 17 to 22 august. was good. did u go to see Shaggers at the 3 sisters Pub. was so funny. which dattes were u there.
I’ve just arrived!
At more than 40,000 pages, there may be some practical difficulties with distribution …
Anyway, Master of International Relations – we all acknowledge you already as THE Master of International Relations, but I suppose it’s not a bad thing to get the bit of paper …
I meant 40,000 words.. lol
It will be a cult classic!
And you’re going to love Lebanon. Some seriously beautiful girls and mad parties to be had. Plus Red Leb in the Bekaa, and Damascus on your doorstep. You couldn’t ask for more.
Awesome! I’m dying to read your book:)
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tamil an libyan u wont get anyhwere any ways
but dam mongolian girl nice
why were u datin a 17 year old?
how low do you go
What’s wrong with some fresh 17 year old clunge? In my country, 16 is legal so that’s absolutely fine. Maybe not fine when I’m twice that age but it would have been when I was in my 20s. I think a Japanese schoolgirl (legal) is on many a guy’s to-do list, including mine.