Budva in a word: Adorable.
Chance of Hooking up: 3.5 / 5
Quality of Girls: 4 / 5
Smoking tolerance level: 3.5 / 5
City guide ratings explained
Costs €$£
Beer: €3 for a 330ml bottle.
Bed: €15 for a private room.
Bud: €5-10 a gram (Serb prices)
Board: €5 for a pizza.
Budget other: You will be charged €5-€20 a day for a sun bed and the beach is stony. Also, food and drink at the beach is very expensive, bring your own supplies.
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Overview
Budva is the party capital of Montenegro. Sexy girls from all over Eastern Europe and Russia come to party here for sun and fun. Not only is this place rockin’, the old town is utterly adorable. It’s easy to fall in love with it’s narrow cobblestone streets and quaint town squares. Between here and Kotor, I rate Montenegro the most charming spot in Eastern Europe. That said, I must give you guys a stern warning:
DO NOT COME HERE DURING LOW SEASON. Cue tumble weed.
The Girls
Get ready for hormonal overload. First you got the Russians, Ukrainian, Polish & Balkan babes on holiday, then you got models and trophy WAGS imported from the yachts of rich playboys. I mean seriously? As for the locals, Montenegrins are quite similar to Serbs. Coming from Albania, you will notice a lot more blondes and lighter shades. They are quite tall and tend to dress more stylish. They look hostile, but that’s just their designer sunglasses and a Balkan bitch shield. Get behind that and you’ll find the locals girls are really open and sweet. Online game is limited, purely because of the small population of the country. In truth, Budva is probably not the best place to get your flag, unless you commit your self to day game, picking up waitresses, shop girls etc. Go to the capital Podgorica or Tivat (beside Kotor) if you really want to have the local experience. To get a glimpse of more local talent, click here.
Nightlife Recommendations
Budva’s night-life is polemic for a such condensed area. After hours the old town bars wind down and people head to the clubs just outside the city walls. My best advice, avoid Sparta. It’s a fucking shit-hole. That said, Budva has some fantastic places to go out…
Trocaderos
This open air club is the main party place in Budva. Expect plenty of pumpin’ tunes and nubile talent. This place is rockin’ till 5am. Need I say more? You need to check this place out. But in my opinion, it’s not a patch on…
Haciendas! (EDIT: REPORTED RECENTLY CLOSED 🙁 )
This is my kind of place! It may not have the reputation of Trocaderos but this is one my favourite spots in the whole of Eastern Europe. It looks like a hybrid of a Caribbean cocktail bar, a tree house and an Arabic opium den. Expect hammocks, hookahs and hip shakin’ EE girls dancing to a live salsa band. When this place has a bit of a crowd, it’s unbeatable. A great place to meet women.
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Getting High
No info available. You will have to bring your own in from Belgrade, Croatia or even better, Macedonia.
My Budva Experience
I was here for 2 nights with 3 friends and loved it. However, it was the tail end of the season so it was really subdued (mid-September). One night we made a big mistake and ended up in Sparta. It was a sausage-fest and the bouncers prevented you leaving your table to talk to girls.. WTF? The last night we discovered Haciendas. It blew my mind and I had one the best nights of my holiday. I ended up dancing with an Israeli/Belarusian girl and bringing her home for a marathon sex session. A new flag aside, it was an amazing night that expanded my sexual frontiers. I also met up with a local Montenegrin girl in Kotor the next day, but that’s another story.. Bottom line – I’d go back to Budva in a heartbeat, but I’d return when there’s a few more people around (June – August).
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“iron curtain bitch shields” Nice one! LOL 😀
bloody good work mate. keep it up
Thanks, will do!
It’d be funnier if montenegro actually had ever been behind the iron curtain..
Touché, my research indicates I am a victim of general ignorance. Iron curtain: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Curtain
hey, whats your actual job? traveling around the world enjoying life and writing a guide about it? Can you give me some tips for hooking up with hot babes? Thanks
If you want more info about my life you can read my interview with Rooshv :
http://www.rooshv.com/lifestyle-interview-with-naughty-nomad
What kind advice are you looking for? That’s quite a question… start off by reading a book called “The Game”
yo man, hitting it up in august
got any good tips for where to stay? cheers
you can put my phone number to the getting higher information
becouse i will be in budva for the 3 hottest mounths and whith many bud
Sorry bro.. I don’t have any digits..
How would Budva, Hvar Island, Dubrovnik, etc be during May? Im going to be graduating from college in May and then heading straight over to Europe (from the States). Appreciate it!
I reckon it would be DEAD. Not recommended until at least June.
hey Nomad…im going to montenegro in june landing in belgrade and then traveling by train…thinking of trekkinkg in Durmitor first and then go to boka kotorska to get some fun;) staying in kotor and wanna rent a motobike(if possible?) and explore a bit of cost..would you sugest to stay in budva for samoe naughty fun?do you know any good webites where you can find some filfy chat and meet some chicks ?
Hey NN,
What sites would you recommend for pipelining Montenegro chicks?
Badoo or love.mail.ru
Just got back from Budva last week. 4 flags in 7 days. Top Hill nightclub was pricey but worth it! Check STEFAN BROW during the day! Say hi to Donna the host for me. Flag!!!! Great suggestion Naughty Nomad.
Thanks for another great recommendation! You said prepare for hormonal overload, but I had no idea! I was there in late July and have never seen such a high concentration of beautiful women in one place, I would give it a 4.5 QOG instead of 4. I agree with the 3.5 COHU though, it felt like normal chances of hooking up. When I was there it was about 40% Russian and 40% Serbian girls. It’s worth pointing out that only 4 clubs Trocaderos, Top Hill, 54, and Sparta are open at all after 1 PM so I had to adjust my schedule a bit. The first time I went to Haciendas it had just closed but I came back the next night and wound up getting my flag from the only Montenegrin tourist I met in Budva. She said that Montenegrin girls come from small towns where everyone knows their business, and many go to the shore in the summer dreaming of going a little wild on the DL. Not many Montenegrins seem to go to Budva, but other towns may have more. As you mention, the locals that actually work here seem tougher to crack.
Hey guys
Is any of you in Budva now?
I ll be here till the 20 August.
I m travelling by myself and I m looking for some high skilled wingmen 😉
Hi Guys,
Thanks for a great site, alot of information !
So, if you travel in this area I have the best of the best solution but you need some cash for this. But on the other side chicks will be for free !!
Rent a nice 25-30 meter motor yacht with crew in split, be careful so you got a good harbor parking where people walking 🙂 sit on the fly-bridge or the after-deck with a glass of white wine and enjoy flirting with all the girls… after one day cruse to Montenegro, do the same thing and I promises this stuff working, only play cool and down to earth and a little nonchalant and tell them that this is YOUR yacht and they will die to come step onbord !!
Good luck with the hunting guys !
Mikey
BTW this one will work fine : http://www.bilginyacht.com/bilgin123sky-lounge.htm
Would April 5th to 20th be considered the “low-season”?
YES smaton, this is for sure low season !!
Learn ONE thing : The high season in this part of the world is when people is free from schools and work and the weather is hot and nice : Middle of JUNE to middle of AUGUST !
Montenegro is located in EUROPE if you did not know this…
Any good suggestions for a couple of 21 yr olds on a low to medium budget? Will be in Budva late July.
@Luke: Book the hostel right in the center of old town.. and just follow my guide.
Hey mate, any places you can recommend to stay in Budva, which is relatively cheap, young and close to the action/beaches?
Cheers
i will visit budva on 7th of june
is it good time to have EXCELLANT nightlife? (nightclubs, parties)
On a scale of 1 – 10… I’d give it a 5.
Brother:
Great work. Really. Will be in Budva first part of October. Knowing it’s off season, what can an older dude (50ish) in good shape do to ensure not left chasing similar age chicks?
My game in the States is 30s and attractive early 40s, but this is my first trip to EE, so if you have game tips, ….
Papillion
Just got to Budva, turns out Haciendas was closed 2 months ago
That sucks.
Hi, we are planning to go to Eastern Europe from the 9th-16th September and Budva looks like a very attractive place to visit. Would you say it might still be very lively around this sort of time or is it too late?
common! This country, Montenegro is most Soviet I have seen per my life! I’m Georgian and before visiting this country I was thinking that Georgia is somewhere in the middle between Europe and Soviet, but now I may say that this is fucking Soviet Afghanistan just without weed and funny! Country is so poor and absolutely no funny, no weed,no bud, girls you have to pay in advanced, junkey food (but no MacDonald, no Burger King). The capital Podgorica is like Atlanta in “Walking Dead” after apocalypses and the beech is like fucking.. there’s no beech, just fucking dirty salt water. So, my advise to you, don’t go there for fan, country is very cheep bt there is n funny at all!
Sorry for spelling, I’m drunk enough (Georgian Chacha Vodka) to be correct, just because f this fucking COUNTRY WHERE US NO FANNY AT ALL!
Did you visit in febuary? As thats probally why theres no girls. The post mentiond a few times go in middle of july to middle of aug. So that might be why.
When picking a destination to go. The time you go is almost as if not as important as where you go.
Hi, I’m thinking of going this summer to travel around EE, although I’d still be 17 – do you reckon this will be a problem for getting served in bars and stuff?
thanks
No problem.