When I came up the term “Shoring“, I didn’t expect to get some many emails from skeptics asking the question:

“BS. How the hell do you get a “lady of the night” to bang you for free?”

Then I released something, Shoring is not just a buzz word, it’s an art form; one that took me several years to perfect. To date, I’ve shored dozens of exotic women in Africa, Asia and the Caribbean and never paid for it once. Through calibration and trial and error, I’m now an expert at it. Recently, I rolled into a club in Dili, East Timor, an environment with a 95% male ratio. Rather than poor Timorese guys,  these were beefed up Portuguese UN soldiers, all competing to pay for sex. Against all odds, I shored the hottest chick in the building. Her opportunity cost was easily $100, but she choose me. Personally I prefer “good girls”, but when supply and demand are unfavorable, what is a man to do?

There are ramifications to picking up hookers, like when a girl tells you “By the way, I’ve HIV“. But these girls fuck for a living, so they’re dam good at what they do. If the girl(s) genuinely like you, they will show you the best night of your life!

Excuse the pun, but the pros outweigh the cons.

“Right Naughty Nomad, get to the fucking point… what’s the secret!?”

Well kids, here are a few pick-up techniques I use to Shore. Class is now in session…

SHORING 101: 7  Golden Rules

1. Play it dumb.
   As far as you’re concerned she’s a normal girl having a normal conversation with you. Pretend like you have no idea she’s working. She might not be! Regardless, build the illusion for both parties. Avoid the question “What do you do for a living?”
2. Play hard to get.
   Some hardened pros are very forward and will be all over you the within a few seconds. Say things like “Slow down” or “I’m Shy..” or “I’m not that easy!” This separates you from all the scumbags she’s used to. It build’s attraction, a kind of Neg/DHV combo.
3. Don’t buy her a drink.
   This sets up an exchange mentality. If she requests one, deny her. Many pro’s make commission on lady’s drinks or some just want use you to get pissed. EXCEPTION: You don’t want to look cheap at the same time, only consider buying a drink if you bounce to new establishment. If she joins you to another bar without investment, it’s a big enough IOI to justify purchasing a drink for your “instant date”.
4. Treat her like your girlfriend.
   Be a gentleman, have fun with her. Game her, but don’t escalate too quickly. Build an emotional connection. Be cheesy, not sleazy. Then, when the time is right…
5. Kiss her.
   Don’t stick your tongue down her throat and grab her ass. Kiss her slow and passionately, savour it, give her butterflies. If you can do this, it becomes a completely different interaction.
6. Be Careful about bringing up money
   This is important. I used to say “I don’t pay” right at the start of a conversation, a bad idea in retrospect as it offers no illusions. Now I try not to mention it during the entire interaction. If she brings it up just say “Sorry, love is free”. She will stick around or move on.
   Update: On recent trips to the Dominican Republic and Africa, I refute this. In some places, you NEED to bring it up before you go home. Otherwise you can get yourself into trouble! If nothing is said something it is just presumed. Trust your instincts.
7. Close.
   When the time is right, you need to ask her the right way. Ones that have worked for me are: “If you want, you can come home with me…” or “I know it’s a bit forward, but I like you.. do you want to go back to my place?”. The main thing is to give here a choice, she can take it or leave it. She can get a wad of cash off some fat white sex tourist or she can experience intimacy and wild steamy sex with someone she actually likes… if you’ve run your game right, she will choose the latter. Have fun!!! Remember, these girls will do just about anything in bed!
   

Hope this guide helps. You can offer your experiences or ask me questions by leaving a comment below!

The Siege of the Adriatic (aka the A-Z of of the Adriatic sea) was a trip undertaken by me and three old friends in September 2010. We spent nearly a month in the Balkans, and every single night we went out dressed as Mexican Pirates. It’s was an non-stop party of booze, ganja and girls.

The route…

Athens to Zadar

We visited the following countries:

• Greece
• Macedonia
• Kosovo
• Albania
• Montenegro
• Bosnia & Herzegovina
• Croatia

This was my first trip since I started the blog in April 2010.

Get ready for new City Guides, as I get the low-down on the girls, ganja & nightlife in the area.  I’m sure they’ll be a few tales to tell too!

Watch this space…

For those of you who don’t know, Shashamane is to Rastafari what Mecca is to Islam. The word “Ras” comes from the Amharic word “head” or “duke”, and the word “Tarfari” being the pre-regal name of Emperor Haile Selassie 1 of Ethiopia, said to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ or Jah. The movement may have started in Jamaica in the 30′s, but it’s spirtual heartland was here. We were on a dreadlock holiday, on a diet of reggae and ganja. The city resembled a dusty wasteland, but it proved a worthwhile stop on our way to Nairobi. “You want fire?” could be hear at every street corner. We indulged, and got more than we bargined for.

The morning we were due to leave, we had prearranged to meet a young boy, eager to make a few bucks. Determined not to get ripped off, I got an Ethiopian we befriended to accompany me to the transaction; his name was Ali. We met the boy on the street, carrying a large black sack. The three of us retreated into a discrete wooden shed adjacent to the bus station.

Ali (whipering in my ear): “How much do you want?”

Me: “Whatever 60 Birr ($4.50) will get me..” I figured it would get me about a handful, enough to do the journey to Kenya.

Ali: “No problem, do you have a bag?”

I produced a plastic shopping bag and handed it over. Ali spoke to the boy in Amharic. The boy opened his sack. The smell of fresh, tantalising bud entered my nostrils. Ali took a handful and smiled.

Ali: “Looks Good, eh?”

Me: “Dehna! (good)”

He shoved it in the plastic bag. Then he went for the sack again, this time with both hands. My eyes lit up. He shoved in our bag and kept going – again, and again, and again. I was speechless. The boy just looked on as if it was worthless. Ali squashed the weed to make extra room. It got to the point where the bag was bursting at the seams. Ali looked up and smiled.

Ali: “That’s about a kilo. Is that enough? ”

Me: “Eh… I think so”. Trembling, I struggled to get the bag in my rucksack.

The Boy: “Tip?”. I took out my pocket change.

Ali: “No, give him 20 birr (about $1.50), it’s plenty.”

Rendered dumb, Ali removed the money from my hand and offered the boy his measly commission. He nodded his head and departed, gleefully scampering down the street. Ali and I left the shed and head towards the bus. Danny was on board, waiting in anticipation.

Danny: “How much did he give you? Was 60 enough?”

Still in shock, I couldn’t find the words. I just opened my backpack and let him see for myself. Danny’s jaw descended; his pupils flooded; it was love at first sight. Once he laid eyes on that bag, I knew they would be inseparable. Subsequently, that meant we were about to smuggle a kilo of marijuana into Kenya…

Boracay in a word: Paradise-ish.

Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5
Quality of Girls: 3 / 5
Smoking tolerance level: 3 / 5
City guide ratings explained

Costs €$£

Beer: Around €.60 for a bottle of San Miguel.
Bed: €5 for a private room in low season.
Bud: ?
Board: €3-4 for most meals.
Budget other: Cocktails for your dates!
Currency Conversion

Overview

Rated No. 1 in my Top 10 Destinations in South East Asia, for me this place is paradise. White beaches, palm trees, turquoise waters and violet sunsets. Ahh! Top it off by sipping Mojitos and listening to an acoustic set with some beautiful Filipina sitting next to you. What more could you want?

The Girls

If you like cute Asian girls in bikinis you’ll love this place!  Filipina, Korean, Japanese, Chinese, European – Boracay has it all. It may be a honeymoon island, but they’re plenty of singles around. Not only are the girls here sexy and slim, they’re game too. The island is the premier destination of a country with 80 million people and as a result, the locals who come to Boracay are all about foreign men.  It’s easy to approach any time of the day whether your target is working or chilling on the beach. Bag yourself a few beach babes and you’ll want to return again, and again, and again. Just be careful, the island is small and you run into trouble dating too many girls… (I found that out the hard way). Heads up, you will encounter a fair few hookers and ladyboys also. So you want to get laid in Boracay? Here is my fabulous…

Beach Bar Bedroom Bladder Bounce technique:

1) Give out / get a phone number. Commence txting.

2) Arrange date for a happy hour, somewhere relaxed and near your place.

3) Get your girl mellowed on cheap cocktails. One Mai -Tai will do the trick, these chicks are tiny!

4) Go for a romantic walk on the beach during sunset, find a place to chill on the sand, conveniently just beside where your staying. Kiss her.

5) This point is crucial. Wait for the cocktail to work it’s way through her system. When shes needs to use the bathroom just say.. “Well, you can use mine if you want, it’s just here…” If she has a unusually strong bladder and that fails, just give her some other excuse to enter the room. “I got some pics you should see” or just flat out lie “Oh, there’s something I got to show you!” (ie. my cock). It doesn’t matter, nine times out of ten it’s golden.

6) I’ve just shown you how to get a drunk beach babe in your room and it’s not even dinner time. I think you can figure out the rest.

This technique works well for instant dates also.

Nightlife Recommendations

Nigi’s Nigi’s

Not a bad place to pick up a stray or two. My friend and I both scored here more than once.

Cocomangas

This disco bar by the beach is where the party’s at. Every night here is insane! This is the number one spot to pull. Grab a girl, do some bumping and grinding then take her home and destroy her! But expect to see her there again, this place is often the only option. Need a little encouragement?

Check out this Bikini contest at Cocamangas…

Getting High

Hard to find. This may be the first post where one cannot help. If you want to get high in Boracay, your best bet is to bring some with you. As usually, beware of entrapment by corrupt officials on the island.

My Boracay Experience

I went nuts here. At one stage I had 9 dates in 3 days! One during the day, one at happy hour and one in the evening. That was before Cocomangas! Like Phuket and Bali, I was shaggin’ like a rabbit. One problem – I kept running into girls I had hooked up while I was on other dates! Things turned ugly. I effectively got chased of the island, warned never to return.

Why not check out more naughty City Guides?

Armed with sombreros in indigo,
We dressed up as pirates from Mexico,
The laugh of the city,
They sure did look silly,
But at the end of the night got fellatio.

When was the last time you peakcocked?

Phuket in a word: Hedonistic.

Chance of Hooking up: 5 / 5
Quality of Girls: 3 / 5
Smoking tolerance level: 4 / 5
City guide ratings explained

Costs €$£

Beer: Around €2 for a 330ml bottle.
Bed: €8 for a central private room.
Bud: €50 for 3-4 grams.
Board: €3-4 for most meals.
Budget other: Some places close at 6.00 AM. That’s a lot of drinking time.
Currency Conversion

Overview

The heart of the action is centred around Bangla Road, Patong. This is where you need to be. Sure it’s sleazy, but it’s right by the beach, there’s a ridiculous amount of women and the night life is insane. This is my favourite spot in Thailand. Welcome to sex central; a hedonist’s paradise.

The Girls

First and foremost, the majority of girls around Bangla are working girls or p4p, plain and simple. That said, this is not always the case and it doesn’t mean you need to pay for it anyway. This is a prime location for shoring. Secondly, these girls are hot as hell (see video below) and you can find some grade A Thai totty for your pleasure, as women in this area display a high degree of promiscuity. There are basically 4 different types of girls.

Bar girls
A bar girl is a lady working in a bar, usually selling drinks, dancing or mingling with the punters. These girls will more often than not be there to pick up clients who will pay for sex. Most of these girls generally come from Issan, a poorer province in Thailand. Avoid these ones unless you are a sex tourist; not my style.

Freelancers
These are pros or semi-pro’s without an employer. They are often found in  bars or on the street. In bars, they can be shored and will screw you for free if they like you.

Non-pros
There are lot’s of girls on the island who don’t work in bars and who have never even considered p4p. What I consider “good” girls; normal girls with jobs. You can ask them out directly as many have hopes of dating a western guy.

Tourists
Around Patong, you can find both domestic and international tourists. Some wealthier Bangkok girls come here on vacation to party, while there fat western counterparts look around in disgust. Take your pick.

Nightlife Recommendations

As mentioned, Bangla road is where it’s at. Do a pub crawl and get a feel for the place, if it hits 2Am and your  alone  there’s only one place you need to know about …

Hollywoods

This is a big nightclub that’s always the last place to close and packed every night. It’s a major freelancers hangout, but plenty of tourists and non-pros can be found here too. Hooking up here is almost guaranteed if you have a little game. Both me and my mate brought a different girl home every night we came here and money never came up once.. I even wondered in at 5.30 am one morning and got picked up.

Here’s a video I found on Hollywood’s…

So what do at the end of the night and I haven’t scored?

Then you need to go to..

The Local Pool Hall

At 6AM, this place is packed with sexy chicks who refuse to go to bed. They’re horny, hammered and there’s no men around… We had women literally fighting over each other when we arrived. Have fun..

I also recommend you read my Ladyboy survival guide.

Getting High

Legislation: Cannabis is illegal in Thailand but the police in Phuket Island is fairly corrupt. It wouldnt be advisable not to smoke in public or in dodgy back streets, but smoking on the beach or hotel balcony should be kept discrete.

Law Enforcement: Law enforcement generally corrupt, can be bought off for around 20,000B if you run into trouble.

Where to Buy Marijuana in Phuket Island: Head to Patong Beach where there are jetski rentals and parasailing. Be cool and ask the guys renting out the equipment to hook you up.  A recent tip we got is: “Patong Soi Eric the Regee beer bar”. Another report from patong bay: “Not from people who wrap their pot in tons of plastic and burn the edges; not marijuana. Look for the mid 20s people who work on the beach.” Another reporter added: “Taxi drivers and tuk tuk drivers are the way to go.”

Phuket Island Marijuana Prices: An expensive 3000B for about 4-5 grams of shitty brick weed. But it’s good if you’re bud-starved. Another reporter added; “300Tb = 1.5g of thai stick. THC about 6 – 12 %”
Another reporter informed us of “1000TB for 10 grams”  and also: “I paid 1000 baht for about 5-7 grams of compressed outdoor sativa.”

My Phuket Experience

Sex, sex and more sex. Phuket was insane. Both me and my mate were with a different girl every single night, really sexy girls as well. I thought my dick was going to fall off; good times.

Kuching in a word: Absorbing.

Chance of Hooking up: 3 / 5
Quality of Girls: 3.5 / 5
Smoking tolerance level: 2 / 5
City guide ratings explained

Costs €$£

Beer: Around  €2 for a pint.
Bed: €5 for the cheapest private room.
Bud: €12-15 per 1/8.
Board: €2-3 for most meals.
Budget other: Prepare to drink – a shit load. Check out Bako National Park, one of the best in the world.
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Overview

In terms of craic, I would rate Kuching as the best place in Malaysia! In comparison with Peninsular Malaysia, this city of half a million in Borneo is considerable more laid back; with ultra-friendly locals, superb nightlife and cheaper booze. People from borneo know how to party and every night there’s something going on. You may find yourself spending more time here than you intended.

The Girls

Kuching is arguably the best place for high quality women in the entire region. The reason? The girls here are gorgeous, liberal and financially independent, yet they maintain their femininity. Ethnic Chinese, Orang Ulu and moneyed Malaysians make up most of this premium batch. Getting laid is not necessarily 100% guaranteed but women here speak English, like westerners and are very approachable. Chicks here will even buy you drinks! The only difficulty is girls tend to be cliquey here and hang out in large social circles. Cockblocking and AMOGing can be an obstacle, but if you befriend the guys you’re in. Kuching has a great bar scene conducive for gaming, so night-time is the best time to pick up. One night stands are no problem. For day game, there is a lot of shopping centers that have plenty of cute girls. Local restaurants are good as well.

Nightlife Recommendations

Lots and lots of option. I got a serious taste for this place as I spent two weeks on piss with the locals. Kuching has too many areas for a nightlife out so I’ll just single out my favourite spots…

Padungan Road

Great for a wee pub crawl. Just have a drink in every place and work your way down the strip. Mojo is a good spot to end up (when it’s busy).

Junk

This is a semi-private bar where anything goes. Ask people about its location (it’s beside Volcano, near Pandungan). There’s no signs, no entrance, just a giant steel door. Knock on the door, act like you own the place and enter the coolest place in Kuching. This 3 phased bar is busy every night and the girls here are stunning.

Getting High

It’s not that easy to find. We got some weed by just asking people in the bars. A few locals smoke or at least know people who smoke.. Prices are the same as KL -around 50 ringit for an 1/8.

My Kuching Experience

KU-CHING! Sorry, I couldn’t resist. I love this fucking city. I’ll be back time and time again. Details will get me in trouble as I have Malay friends reading this; let’s just say that both me and my travel buddy had A LOT of fun here. We had no problem getting a few Borneo flags. We planned on staying 2 day – we stayed here for 2 weeks. What more can I say?