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Lusaka City Guide

Lusaka Market

Lusaka in a word: Casual.
C.O.H: 5 / 5
Q.O.G: 3 / 5
S.T.L: 3 / 5
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Costs €$£

Beer: Around  €1.50 for a bottle.
Bed: €13 for a private room
Bud: €10-15 per gram
Board: €5 for 3 grams.
Budget other: You need taxis at night.
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Overview

Lusaka is refreshingly cosmopolitan. Zambians love to drink and the city has a great bar scene. Lot’s a fun to be had here!

The Girls

Miss Africa 09: Zambian

Zambian girls are attractive, fun-loving and are exceptionally friendly. They have nicer features than most western Africans and you can find absurdly sexy girls here! Not only all they slim with whopper curves,  they also have liberal sexual attitudes and are more relaxed than girls in east African countries. You can meet plenty of  Zambian women who are travelled and educated. Most of them are just looking to have some fun and are less inclined to see you as a giant wallet. Day game is easy and shelters you from a potentially sleazy night out. Just be warned, there is a high instance of HIV here. When you get to Lusaka you will see why.

Nightlife Recommendations

They’re are plenty of Western-style spots filled with tourists and locals alike. Lusaka nights are anything but boring. The classiness of the clientèle varies tremendously from place to place.

Lusaka, the classy version…

Arcades

Two bars, great for a warm up. Plenty of classy girls about. You can even come across the odd model.

Lusaka, the slighty sleazier version…

Alpha Bar

Lusaka’s must-see! Everybody comes to this disco-bar at least once. The beer is cheap and there’s women a plenty. That said, many are  ladies of the nights so you might end up shoring without knowing. This place has a great atmosphere and is packed every night. Anything goes.

Getting High (courtesy of webehigh.com)

Legislation: Marijuana is illegal in Zambia, and so is any related action

Law enforcement: Never had any run ins with law enforcement. They seemed to be more interested in other things, however locals are very cautious about dealing in the open. The person you are scoring from will be very discreet.

Where to buy marijuana: Zambia is very economically depressed,so it is not to difficult to find. Just ask a street vender or a cab driver where to find the Dagga and it will not take long…

Marijuana prices: about $5.00 to $10.00 U.S. for about three to seven grams

Marijuana brands: most bud in Zambia is forest grown and decent quality.

My Lusaka Experience

I got both ends of the stick in Lusaka. I picked up a 19yo in Alpha bar who bought me back to a coach-roach invested shack. But she was very sweet and we really connected. The next day I hooked up with a billboard model for Miller! I met her on a bus to Livingstone. I used some Jefferies stuff and end up getting her off on the bus! We met up later that night but her agent wouldn’t let me into the room. She told me to sneak into the hotel after ten minutes. Bad idea.  I got arrested for breaking and entering and she end up getting kicked out of the hotel for her involvement. Happy ending – she got me released without charge and now she keeps begging me to back there.

Check out this pic I took at Victoria falls…

getting stoned watching the earth turn...

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15 Responses to Lusaka City Guide

  1. ghj May 18, 2010 at 12:12 pm #

    are african men aggressive about white guys “enroaching” on their territory?

  2. ghj May 18, 2010 at 12:12 pm #

    I meant encroaching..

    • naughtynomad May 18, 2010 at 1:27 pm #

      I’ve found African men to among the most friendly in the word. If anything, they encourage you to try the local produce! It depends on the country. This is true is Lusaka and most areas. Kenya is an exception.

  3. ghj May 18, 2010 at 5:41 pm #

    nice, have you ever been to istanbul or the middle east? there is a discussion on getting laid at Rooshs latest post

    • naughtynomad May 18, 2010 at 8:54 pm #

      I’ve only been to Egypt and Sudan, I’ll check out the thread…

  4. don December 26, 2011 at 11:32 pm #

    haha thats my town, zambia rocks.., been here 6 years and it al started as a holiday.., lucky i was born there so i could stay..,.

  5. cee2pointzero July 29, 2012 at 6:22 am #

    true say about lusaka man its awesome i just can’t get why game in lusaka is so easy man its amazing…

  6. cee2pointzero July 29, 2012 at 6:24 am #

    even day game

  7. Tino November 14, 2014 at 1:01 am #

    zambia is in southern africa NOT western africa

    • Cico November 21, 2015 at 7:14 am #

      Haha, no shit Sherlock!

    • bray February 25, 2021 at 7:53 pm #

      He was comparing them to West African girls, not saying Zambia is in West Africa. I think this boy knows his geography.

  8. patrick June 8, 2018 at 3:28 am #

    this wasn’t elaborated on–why will you see why there is a high instance of hiv when get to Lusaka?

  9. Shams August 31, 2018 at 12:26 am #

    I think Lusaka is one of the few places in Africa where you can hook up with outgoing class girls. It’s very safe and has rapidly expanded. There alot of new shopping malls and each them comes with classic bars or night clubs. The above places are no longer the best as they have been replaced with new
    places.
    Arcades has been outdone by the bars at the nearby East park mall while Alpha has changed its name and outdone by The lounge .

  10. Ricky September 13, 2018 at 12:24 am #

    We need an updated guide for Lusaka. Just Googled Alpha Bar and found out it was closed.

  11. Ricky September 21, 2018 at 5:07 am #

    We need an updated guide for Lusaka especially since Alpha Bar is closed.

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