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Hong Kong City Guide

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Hong Kong in a word: Crazy.
C.O.H: 4 / 5
Q.O.G: 3.5 / 5
S.T.L: 3.5 / 5
City guide ratings explained

Costs €$£

Beer:Around  €4 a pint
Bed: €15 for a private  room.
Bud: €50 for a 1/2 oz.
Board: €5 for a basic meal.
Budget other: Hong Kong is expensive and taxis from Hong Kong to Kowloon at night raise costs.
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Overview

Hong Kong can be as tame or as wild as you want it to be. It’s surprisingly multicultural and English is widely spoken. Great variety for night life.

Janice May, HK

The Girls

The Cantonese girls are gorgeous; creamy skin, super-cute faces and tight bodies. Generally, the standard here is better than most parts of South East Asia. Hong Kong has something for everyone. There are expatriates here from every corner of the globe; plenty of S.E, Asian, South American and African girls to choose from, as well as wealthy Cantonese girls to date. Hong Kong girls are well educated and have their heads screwed on.  Everyone has a different opinion of this place, it all depends on how long you are here. Chinese girls can take a bit of work while other ethnicities are easier. What type of girl you want really depends on where you go at night.

Nightlife Recommendations

Hong Kong, the classy version:

Lan Kwai Fong

Great selection of bars, lots of beautiful Cantonese girls and plenty of expats. This is great place to pick up high quality girls. Beer can be expensive but you can go the supermarket and drink on the street. Lan Kwai has a great party atmosphere and if you have more than one night in Hong Kong it’s a must.

Hong Kong, The sleazy version

Wan Chai

I’ve had the craziest nights of my life here. Wan Chai is multi-cultural madness where the beer is cheap and the girls are loose. It’s considered a red light but there are some legit establishments.  A lot of female migrants from foreign countries come here for drink deals on ladies’ night (Wed). Neptunes 2 bar/disco has live music and is packed with girls from all over the world. It’s an ordinary discos and not intended to be places to meet prostitutes. However, the reality is that there are always plenty of single girls to be found in these nightclubs because they are supplied with free drinks by the bar staff while they are waiting for a client to come along. Shoring often occurs. Dusk till Dawn is another place to check out and is a bit more upmarket. It has live music and the girls are screened to limit solicitation.

The city awaits...

Getting High (courtesy of webehigh.com)

Legislation: It is absolutely illegal to cultivate cannabis in Hong Kong. As quoted from the “Dangerous Drugs Ordinance”:
“No person shall cultivate any plant of the genus cannabis or the opium poppy, but nothing in this subsection shall prevent the Government Chemist, in his capacity as such, from cultivating a plant of the genus cannabis so far as may be necessary for the exercise of his employment. (Amended 62 of 1994 s. 3)”

Law Enforcement: Hong Kong Police do not tend to look for Marijuana. However, NEVER walk down the street smoking– if the police notice they would bust you– even foreigners. If you seem suspicious, the police will check you.The main thing is to act calm and act like a tourist.

If you’re smoking outdoors its nice to always hide your shit before hand. Cops tend to walk up to people and do random I.D. checks and also sometimes they will search you. (They rarely search your shoe. If you are smoking indoors you should be A.O.K!  Not to put your marjuana in cigeratte box. The police here only search it concentrate on cigeratte boxes  another reporter argued: “You will be arrested if you are caught with marijuana here. Very efficient and highly skilled. One of the world’s best and most professional police forces.”

Where to Buy Marijuana in Hong Kong: Kwoloon is Hong Kong “downtown” hip area, where all the nightly action takes place.. In the Tsim Sha Tsui peninsula of Kowloon, there are two main spots: Chunking Mansions and the neighboring Mirador Mansions – just walk in to any of the two, get a feel for the place and ask around the West Africans or Asians loitering around busy doing nothing, one of them should hook you up.
The trendy and party animal locals say it is certainly a bad idea to smoke in a club

Kowloon park in TST is also a great place to score – just walk around in the park at night and someone will usually try to get you to buy hash. If you know the right people, you can get good pot for good prices. I just picked up a 1/4 of a good indica hybrid for $800 HK (about $100 US). There are better prices to be had too, but I don\’t have a hookup. Ounces of good indoor bud can go for as little as $2500 or as high as $4000, depending on who you know. There is a lot of good bud to be had in HK now. If you know some locals in Kowloon, you can get smaller bags, but normally you can’t buy less than a 1/4 in HK.”

Hong Kong Marijuana Prices and brands:
1/2 oz = 500 $HK (60 $US) for low quality pot
1 oz = 3,000 $HK (350 $US!) for real good hydro skunk, 1,000 $HK (120 $US) for swag.  Good quality hash costs about 50 pounds an ounce, if you konw where to buy it. In TST it will cost much more an is sold in small amounts. These dealers will always lie to you about the quantity. There is probably not too much risk for a tourist but be careful.

My Hong Kong Experience

Threesome.

😉

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26 Responses to Hong Kong City Guide

  1. Gringoed May 8, 2010 at 3:54 am #

    If that’s another blog, I want links!

  2. Rian August 22, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

    Noted for my next travel destination.
    Hope I meet with the girl in your post, she is real damn sexy

  3. HY November 18, 2012 at 8:47 am #

    Can u tell me more details abt where can i buy Marijuana in hk?

  4. daym November 21, 2012 at 7:47 pm #

    think hong kong is better than indoneisa no lady boys an less aids

  5. JL October 3, 2013 at 4:54 pm #

    Hey, what kind of private rooms did you get for €15? That sounds very cheap.

    I found it very difficult to book anything cheaper than £30 a night and then I got very small hotels/guest houses, mostly on the crowded Kowloon side.

    However, I had to book just a day or two in advance so that might have pushed the price upwards.

    • JL October 3, 2013 at 4:55 pm #

      Meant to say €30.

  6. gj February 3, 2014 at 9:42 pm #

    Neptune’s II is closed. It has been replaced by Neptune’s III. But, from reading about II, and visiting III…III is NOTHING like II. I have been to Neptune’s III 3 times, and it was not very good. Only once was there a decent selection of girls.

    I personally like New Makati the best. It IS a dance club, so if you want to be in a quite bar, don’t go there. Makati has always had a TONNE of girls. They are mostly Indonesian, with sometimes other SE Asian girls.

    Best music (and also good food and very multicultural girls + sometimes stewardesses) is “Sticky Fingers” in East Tsim Sha Tsui, across the water from Wan Chai.

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  20. Steve Carroll December 1, 2018 at 2:41 pm #

    Here’s a quick update on HK.

    LKF is still the center of HK’s nightlife. If you in your 20s or early 30’s, you want to just down the hill. All the bars will be heaving with people, and the younger people will buy booze at 7-11s and be drinking on the street. Can you score with the girls here? Yeah, sure, but you will require a bit more game. The girls here are generally fresh from college in the UK, Australia, US, or Canada; and maybe New Zealand if they weren’t so bright in secondary school. It won’t cost you more than some drinks, and lots of charm. If they start making out with you unsolicited, take a step back, if she’s breathing heavy and holding onto your shirt, that means she wants it bad. Hurry son don’t leave her hanging!

    Up the hill, on Wyndham Street, you’ll find an older crowd, 30s to mid-40s. Here it will be a bit easier to score. You can meet people pretty easily by just being friendly. It helps if you have a lighter, as the social smokers will look for someone to light them up–great conversation starter. This area is really easy to find a single, 30s expat, that may be incredibly horny. You’ll find lots of couples too, and actually just lots of cool people, living in HK blowing off steam. Locals here a bit harder to find because if they are single in their 30s they are probably not into this scene, but the ones you can find are pretty cool people and will want to score as much as you do.

    In LKF and near Wyndham, towards the end of the night, starting about 1-3am mildly attractive women will start to appear at key entry and exit points and offer you a good time. This is strictly business, and will cost you about HK$5000. This is not the girlfriend experience, everything will be strictly condom only and they’ll scrub you down big time before getting started. I think they are looking for really drunk guys walking alone who will just sort of agree with anything.

    If you want older, just go further up the hill to SoHo. Here, you’ll find mostly expats. These will be women in their 40s maybe older and generally in packs at a bar restaurant. You’ll most likely have to talk to the group and put on a dog & pony show, but by the end of the night someone will ask you to walk them home. Score!

    Wan Chai is a different critter altogether. If you go to a curtain bar, expect the unexpected. What makes this nicer than other Chinese cities is that there is no faded writing that they’ll use to justify wicked high pricing with a beefy bouncer. In a curtain bar, you’ll buy a drink and buy 1-2 ladies a drink. After the second round, they’ll take you to a private room. What happens there, really just depends. You can get everything done to your johnson, or sometimes just some teasing, and they’ll get you to go to a hourly hotel nearby. That’ll cost you about HK$150-500, and all-in you are looking at HK$3000-5000. They generally try to force two girls on you; but you can waive them off and they won’t charge you. Just ask them to change to street clothes first before leaving the bar, or walk down the street like you own the place. The girls here will be 90% Filipina, a few others, mostly Thai.

    The other bars like the Queen Victoria or Churchill’s, will have attractive girls in the bar, higher grade than the curtain bars. What’s fun, is there is a bit of a chase involved. They’ll want to have fun first, drink with you, be flirty, etc…, but they will even reject you. You probably can get someone to sleep with you if you are young, fit, and charming. Mainly because most of the guys in these bars will be 40s or older. You can take them to an hourly hotel too, or your own.

    The bars on Jaffe Road will typically be full of all types. South Americans, Russians, then a hoard of Asians; but most of the girls will be 80% Filipina. Same, they will want to play around a bit before committing to anything. Be prepared to dance. If you don’t they’ll move on with someone who will. The bands at these places are pretty top notch too. Once you decide, the girl will give you directions. For example, meet me around the corner and we’ll take a taxi. You’ll take a taxi to the Victoria Hotel which is walking distance by 5 minutes, but she’s wearing heals more designed for magazine pictures not for walking. If she’s not Asian, everything will be robotic and clean (condoms, shower before hand, etc…). If she’s Asian, depends on the girl. If she’s from Vietnam, it’s any hole you choose without a condom.

    On the street in Wan Chai, you’ll have some girls approach you. These are usually housemaids trying to earn extra cash. They’ll be of various quality. Some will be African as well. I’ve never tried this, so buyer beware.

    An often overlooked area is TST. It’s a bit younger crowd as well here. In fact, the clubs are much younger than even LFK, like early 20s. However, I’ve been in massage shops here with some amazingly hot young women. They are often from the Mainland and after a good rub, they are up for almost anything. These girls don’t stay long, and on the first few gos they’ll make you use a condom. After that, they’ll warm up to you. Then they suddenly disappear. You can give them your number to whatsapp, but honestly, it seems a bit risky to give the illusion of a commitment especially when it isn’t required.

    There are so many massage shops here that offer special services, and it seems with the right amount of $$$, almost anyone can be convinced. I’ve met a few that just didn’t want it and I respect that. Expect to pay HK$300-500 for the massage (the numbers always end in 8), and to tip anywhere between HK$1000-2000 for full service. Here you’ll get the full girlfriend experience, and usually they are really into it, especially the younger ones who are not jaded yet. I’ve had some really hot experiences here.

    If you walk down Kimberley Road off Nathan Road, you’ll find some street walkers here. They’ll be ok quality, but often they are in twos. They’ll work together on you, or let watch why they do lesbo stuff, and then let you in on the fun. Expect to pay HK$1000 for one girl, or HK$2000 for two girls, HK$5000 if you want no condom.

    If you go Shanghai Street in Mongkok, you’ll see signs in the older buildings that more or less list nationalities with the prices. Who knows if it is true, but “Malaysian” seems to be the cheapest. The entry is kinda creepy, like the guy behind the desk who takes you to the room, wearing a suit and sunglasses inside at night, and you’ll need to pay the list price first. It has a gang land feel. The girl will always ask for a tip later. What’s crazy, is he’ll come back with a very sexy girl that speaks English well enough. He’ll ask if she’s ok, and if you say yes, he’ll leave. She’ll shower with you first, and then give you a condom free BJ before using her mouth to put on the condom for the business end. The couple times I’ve done this, the girl is really into it without the overly dramatic nature like on a Japanese porn. After your done, you can shower with her again, she’ll suck it again for a goodbye. I always tip here, because I feel like they are under the control of some gang and I like to tell myself that maybe they can buy their freedom.

    Take the precautions you think you need to take, but HK is one of the safest places in the world. On the STD front, there are on average 10-20 new cases of HIV each year, the majority of which are male-to-male contact; so you should feel pretty safe here.

    Remember, it is a hard working and expensive city, any place you go out to bars, Central, Wan Chai, TST, the locals, even if they are expats, are just looking to have a good time. You can have lots of fun here.

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